me = drama magnet

[bigmann245]

damn when i go to the club guys avoid me. i guess being 6'2" 285 lbs helps as well. i went to the bar with the wife last night and i must have been asked 10 times if i was a pro football player. i get that a alot. or if im a professional bodybuilder. that i dont understand because the pros are half my bf and 2 times my size... lol... but the worsed part is the ones that start talking to me and every 5 seconds they say "damn your a big dude arent you?" then they give me that little pat on the back. my wife loves the attention i get but it gets old. but i never had anyone start a brwal with me. i had guys want to arm wrestle me which is gay as hell. to get out of it i tell them i only oil wrestle with dudes. they pretty much back off after that. lol


but sounds like you dodged a fight a few times. your lucky. not many chicks are impressed with guys that go to bars and fight.

 

[1_more_rep]

GOLDEN!

you used alot of smilies in your story! that is MY thing .



it's ok though bro...you're a good one so you can use alot of smilies too!
i'm not even old enough to go to bars yet, but i think i should avoid them. I am not an impatient or aggressive person but usually if someone steps up to me looking for a fight i take it as a personal stab and will give them all they want. lol...so if there are random fights being started i don't think i'd want a part of it . but then again, i'd be fine. I've been lifting!


bigmann, if you ARE that size you are the nicest huge guy i know bro usually people as big as you are cocky as hell and jerks because they think they can kick everyone's ass (they pretty much can) cheers bro! tried givin K but non plat sucks and i can't again

 

[bigmann245]

GOLDEN!

you used alot of smilies in your story! that is MY thing .



it's ok though bro...you're a good one so you can use alot of smilies too!
i'm not even old enough to go to bars yet, but i think i should avoid them. I am not an impatient or aggressive person but usually if someone steps up to me looking for a fight i take it as a personal stab and will give them all they want. lol...so if there are random fights being started i don't think i'd want a part of it . but then again, i'd be fine. I've been lifting!


bigmann, if you ARE that size you are the nicest huge guy i know bro usually people as big as you are cocky as hell and jerks because they think they can kick everyone's ass (they pretty much can) cheers bro! tried givin K but non plat sucks and i can't again

thaks bro... yea im not cocky at all. when i was a bouncer i would always smile. then when i became head bouncer i fired guys that had a shitty attitude and started fights all the time. there is no room for a bouncer to start fights. the woman at the clubs always complimented me for smiling all the time. and i never had to forcfully throw anyone out. i break up the fight, talk to them and tell them they have to leave. when they say im an asshole, i tell them yes i am but you still have to leave. what more can they say? nothing. i agreed i am an asshole. its puts out their fire. even when these guys are half my size. i dont pay it no mind. now if a guy is disrespecting a woman his ass is mine. i dont play that, not one bit.

 

[velvett]

You lost me at the aussie soilder.

 

[1_more_rep]

thaks bro... yea im not cocky at all. when i was a bouncer i would always smile. then when i became head bouncer i fired guys that had a shitty attitude and started fights all the time. there is no room for a bouncer to start fights. the woman at the clubs always complimented me for smiling all the time. and i never had to forcfully throw anyone out. i break up the fight, talk to them and tell them they have to leave. when they say im an asshole, i tell them yes i am but you still have to leave. what more can they say? nothing. i agreed i am an asshole. its puts out their fire. even when these guys are half my size. i dont pay it no mind. now if a guy is disrespecting a woman his ass is mine. i dont play that, not one bit.

i am the EXACT same way except i've never been a bouncer from the bold to the end i have the EXACT same frame of mind as you.

that's probably why you're a good bro because we think alike and i am a good bro too!

 

[wnt2bBeast]

someone should ban this guy from using smilies

 

[foreigngirl]

Cool story

lmfao

 

[GoldenDelicious]

oright all you haters are clearly angry from looking in the mirror and seeing a fat bastard looking at them (except for qt and jazza ), so ill forgive you all and tell the rest of the story. bitches. if i were there id flex my boob and give you all black eyes

so, anyway, there i was, orblings, on saturday night, and i know its unbelievable but...i was looking even better than yesterday - probably because i had that glow you only get when you dont have sex for, you know, yonks, and you think that tonight is the night

...ok well not really. its probably because i spent the whole day being a fat carb eating lout, and felt good about it

so anyway, i start the night off by picking up a couple of (different) girls who asked for a lift in to the clubs - so i waltz into the house and notice that one of the girls is looking really nice (so nice, in fact, that i thought that i was a bit nutty for turning own her offer for casual...relations...a few months back. anyway...) so i say to her "wow! youve lost weight! those E tablets really work! "

...little did i know that her mother was 10 feet away and she turned around, glaring at me (omg kill me quick) and said "watch what you say." (watch what i say? watch me run the hell out of this house, you mean!"

so anyway, we did wheelies getting the hell out of there, and make our way to yet another bar - so im standing there, basking in looking goodness, chatting to this young (YOUNG...omg im old ) girl when, just for something different...MASSIVE BRAWL BREAKS OUT jostling me (and my young blonde companion) a good 8 feet across the room mofos!!!! so, full of righteous rage at having my witty convo interrupted by brawling neanderthals, i jump on the top guy who was pummelling the guy on the ground, and it was bucking bronco time! wooooooo that mofo was going for it! i was all over the place, holding on to his head (and my beer) for all i was worth!

so anyway, i considered dropping my beer and choking the guy out, but then i thought...its a perfectly good beer! stuff that! so i held on and dragged him away until the paid bouncers came along and turfed him out of the club on his silly head. bastard.

so anyway, then i...you know what? im going to finish this tomorrow. its too damn late for typing! im tired! dammit you guys dont appreciate me! im unloved! underappreciated! yall can bloody wait. bunch of poofs

 

[BileStew]

Dude, your threads sound like bad Harlequin novellas.

 

[Mr. dB]

so anyway, then i...you know what? im going to finish this tomorrow. its too damn late for typing! im tired! dammit you guys dont appreciate me! im unloved! underappreciated! yall can bloody wait. bunch of poofs

Thanks for prolonging the inevitable pointless anticlimactic conclusion, giving us some vain hope that this might lead to something resembling a point...