Masturbation With Shampoo

[BuggyWhips]

I was taking a shower today and deiceded to to use some herbal essance..Now my hands smell like a girl..Kinda nice..Makes me wanna get some ass...

 

[frorider6]

I was taking a shower today and deiceded to to use some herbal essance..Now my hands smell like a girl..Kinda nice..Makes me wanna get some ass...

Do you make it a habit of smelling your hand after masturbating?

 

[frorider6]

Your rump can take the shampoo-- your pussy may not agree...

Trust me on this one.

I'm lost. Can you please explain in great detail what you're talking about.

 

[gorilla_boy]

Conditioner works really well and it softens up colouses...

 

[Binky]

Using Shampoo to spank with is NOT a good idea.
It's a great way for your urethra to get irritated.
Than it will burn for days.
Trust me.

 

[NewGuy1980]

Lol, well all i can say is they dont call it "Jerkins Lotion' for nothing!!!!!

 

[Longhorn85]

Conditioner works really well and it softens up colouses...

I can vouch for that.

 

[theoak01]

i have used it before but my girlfriend gets me off now so i dont do it more then once a week

 

[PUNCHED]

jerk off gear

Shampoo works . Soap is cool...but hell Id use anything. Vegetable oil works the best!

 

[Quadsweep]

Carefull

I did it when I was a kid and it dried my dick out so bad it peeled!!!

 

[Longhorn85]

Re: Carefull

I did it when I was a kid and it dried my dick out so bad it peeled!!!

TMI my man, TMI!

 

[Stanknogger]

haha i prefer to wonk it with moisterizer, in the shower

 

[Benzi]

guys, what's wrong with jerking it all natural or with hand moisterizer... when you got the concretes, why gat inventive and risk your dick peeling off

 

[rnch]

Using Shampoo to spank with is NOT a good idea.
It's a great way for your urethra to get irritated.
Than it will burn for days.
Trust me.

you are correct, sir. don't ask me how i know!

 

[gottagetbig]

that shampoo bit

if you need help to try diffrent products I have a lot to choose from...

 

[Bigsatan13]

SHHH! The old lady just asked me the other day why we always run out of conditioner faster then the shampoo.

 

[gottagetbig]

just buy a bigger size bottel. needless to say oil based puoducts work best.

 

[gottagetbig]

if you dont do it in the shower you don't need shampoo

 

[painly]

dutchess

Alright here is the best it can get. ALright wait till your climax of a nasty nasal infection, you know when its all yellow and shit, maybe green, fuck ya, then wait for ever without blowing your nose, meanwhile waiting for anyone around the house to elave you to you task, oh man then you give it a good ol blow in your palm, and your set, damn i need to get sick again.

Painly

 

[duckman]

thats got to burn

 

[Betsie]

My old boyfriend was in the army (those guys are experts on masturbation because they have to go play war in the woods for weeks at a time) and they use Thermasilk shampoo because of its warming effect. Just a suggestion.

 

[Puc]

my first time was with shampoo...

shit dries me out.

let me make a suggestion (FOR MEN) get the shaving creme with aloe in it!!!!!

 

[cspieker]

Had a girl call me for a ride home one night after I just showered and had one of the wrist with shampoo. For somereason she smelled my had and wondered what it was. I told her that I just got done washing my hair. She then proceded to smell my hair, which I did not wash. She then smelled the other hand which also didn't smell like shampoo. Was kinda embarrassing. Use gel shaving creme, it smells much more manly and she'll never know the difference.

After reading what I just wrote, I realized I know way too much about jacking off. I need a chick!

 

[moto-racer-1]

Shampoo is BAD, VERRY VERRY BAD, for a man. OOHHHH the Burn, and agony, even several hours later when peeing, Bad memories!!!

 

[Longhorn85]

Had a girl call me for a ride home one night after I just showered and had one of the wrist with shampoo. For somereason she smelled my had and wondered what it was. I told her that I just got done washing my hair. She then proceded to smell my hair, which I did not wash. She then smelled the other hand which also didn't smell like shampoo.

She would make a good detective!