Try this...instead of using your predominant hand to jerk off, switch it up, use the other hand and jerk with your hand facing the opposite way. This in turn make you feel like someone else is jerkin ya!
ok first. get some sweet smelling lotion.....second.....lay on ur bed..or sit on ur bed...3rd..grab ur penis(sorry Mr black but i have to be professional on this one) and start whack whack whack whacking um.closest thing i could find to a whacking smiley face
that is just wrong an soooo many levels. But more interestingly is how you got that much detail. I think i would have ran to the nearest toilet to hurl, not asking him if thats a Del Monte?
Caught a friend in college once humping the crack between his bed matresses. Later he basically said that you take a plastic bag and lube it up with lotion. Put the bag in between your box spring and mattress and then put your unit in the bag and pump away. He claims it feels pretty good. Never tried it myself though...........
dude how in the hell could you need techniques for whacking off?. It is like when you write..you adapt your hand to the most comfortable position...or when you eat...you bite with your jaw with your own technique...
If you still can't get info go to walmart and get "Jerquing off for dummies"