Marry a Muslim arab lady

[Kimoaye]

Gotta love those computer screens


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[miplank]

Gotta love those computer screens


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I am quite fond of my Retina display myself...







at any rate, who the fuck asked you?

 

[WoodyO]

Who the fuck is this God damn skinny jap?

 

[Thiassi2]

Dated a Muslim girl before. Once we went out to eat. I had fried shrimp. She said "are you going to eat that?". I said "eat what?". She started eating the tails from my shrimp. Who the fuck eats that? Everything else was normal. So why not.

 

[nangiggles]

Dated a Muslim girl before. Once we went out to eat. I had fried shrimp. She said "are you going to eat that?". I said "eat what?". She started eating the tails from my shrimp. Who the fuck eats that? Everything else was normal. So why not.

my husband eats that, gross

 

[Big Rick Rock]

I've met many hot Muslim women... some are even cool with the multiple wife thing they are allowed to do(as long as you provide for them equally). Not sure if having multiple women hate you and depend on you at once is really great as it sounds.

I'de rather get kicked in the balls one by one by the whole Colombian women's Olympic soccer team before I ever even think of getting married again.

 

[miplank]

I'd try out for the team just to give you a swift kick in the twins

 

[sexyMFer]

My eye doctor is a middle eastern woman. No idea if she's Muslim but she's good looking and I'm gonna probably have to find a new doctor

 

[digimon7068]

My eye doctor is a middle eastern woman. No idea if she's Muslim but she's good looking and I'm gonna probably have to find a new doctor

good call...she's got a mustache and a 5 o'clock shadow and you're too fucking blind to see it...

 

[sexyMFer]

good call...she's got a mustache and a 5 o'clock shadow and you're too fucking blind to see it...

I am blind as hell but she fixes me up nicely. She grew up here so hopefully she's accustomed to American grooming techniques.

Is it normal for her to put a leg in between mine during the exam? I'm going to go for a boob grab next time and see what happens