Married woman

[PICK3]

I turn down no poon

 

[pbhardbody]

Just remember -- there is almost no scenario that will work-out in your favor. Consider these possibilities:

1) Getting caught by the husband or the husband's PI balls-deep in teh poon.

2) Some devastated guy showing-up to your work insisting he speak with you "man-to-man".

3) Her going basket-case on you and deciding she wants to leave her husband but insisting you be there to support her.

4) You deciding you finally know her well enough to eat the nay nay the same day she and her husband have angry make-up sex.

5) Her melting down and telling all her friends about the affair. Then at every bar you frequent, you'll be known as the guy that "so-and-so cheated with".

6) Her leaving him showing-up on your doorstep at 3:30 am with a packed bag telling you she finally gathered the courage to go.

7) On your second secret hook-up, she introduces you to her four children afterward. Then they know about mom's special friend, but aren't supposed to tell dad.

....

And think about all the other messes this could create. No nay nay is worth the potential mess.

It's hard to believe that I'd ever be saying that "Richard Simmons" is the voice of reason, but I think he's right.

 

[MelissaM]

yeah I have plenty of male friends that I have never had sex with...

 

[wootoom]

yeah I have plenty of male friends that I have never had sex with...

Ya and donkeys might fly out of my butt......

 

[shirlene29]

that must be uncomfortable



but whos alter is that above you?

 

[Captain FT]

clearly your not shopping at the bar over drinks

HA!

Unless you are my wife, then she likes to take me "Fuck-It Shopping" That's where we grab a few drinks at say Cheesecake Factory at the "nice" mall. Then she says "Ohh hun lets go in the Louis store" usually followed by me going "How much is that?...Fuck-it, wrap it up"

She loves fuck-it shopping. My wallet doesn't.

 

[wootoom]

that must be uncomfortable



but whos alter is that above you?

Arabian

 

[1500]

Arabian

where is the arab?????????????? he needs to pass over the karma.

 

[hurricane]

arbian is a good bro!!

 

[hurricane]

where the fuck is he