Maybe he got those cow computers confused with goats. Goats are some of the worst pests around. They destroy gardens and everything else green. Plus they attract ticks and other bloodsucking creatures faster than trailer parks attract tornados. I can't imagine how anyone could screw a goat given the diseases they must carry. Not to mention wouldnt one have to have a small thing to get it in. Calling, "needle dick the bug fucker"...oops maybe he's no longer on this board.