Man tries to trade his Detroit home for new iPhone

[caligirl85]

I loved Vancouver BC. I'd relocate there if I was dodging a draft or something.

It's a great city!

 

[PICK3]

It's a great city to freeze your sack off

 

[caligirl85]

There's a lot of jap dicks there

 

[WoodyO]

Gross

 

[WoodyO]

I seem to recall the city smelling like steamed rice.

 

[WoodyO]

Of course, I was fucked up on acid and forgot my car on the ferry.

 

[caligirl85]

Lmao.. Really??? That is funny

 

[WoodyO]

Yeah, and come to think of it, it was a jap dick maxima.

 

[WoodyO]

I also got high as fuck and tripped balls in a native American museum and couldn't find my way out. At least that's how I remember it.

 

[nangiggles]

It's a great city to freeze your sack off