Because the only people who would ever take bodybuilding seriously are 5'5" midgets, trying desperately to attract women by making sure their backs are as wide as their Napoleon legs are tall?
I put the pussy in a sarcophagus
now she claiming that I bruise her esophagus
head of the class and she just want a swallowship
I’m living in the future so the present is my past
my presence is a present kiss my ass