Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

[EnderJE]

I know this girl who was one. I stepped on a butterfly and she gave me this whole speech about the "beauty of nature".

However, she didn't think that the spider in her popcorn was beautiful.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Dogs are disgusting. They would eat U if U died. And if they were hungry enough they'd probably eat your child. Why do dogs love people so much? COuld it be because you feed them and give them a much easier life than they would have in the wild? I still think they are beasts.

Of course they are still beasts.

 

[Gigantasor]

I would have followed up by inserting the knife into my own heart.