Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

[ohashi]

Happens to all of us at one point or another.

 

[perkele]

Happens to all of us at one point or another.

Fuck I rather eat it myself!

 

[SC4EVA]

what a mess

 

[biteme]

Dogs are disgusting. They would eat U if U died. And if they were hungry enough they'd probably eat your child. Why do dogs love people so much? COuld it be because you feed them and give them a much easier life than they would have in the wild? I still think they are beasts.

 

[Devastation]

that would be bad

 

[DEEZPAZ]

Guess he should have just choked the chicken!!!!

 

[Subzeero]

how come no one mentioned the fact that he could have been trying to have sexual intercourse with the chicken?

 

[strangebrew]

I laughed my ass off just reading the title of this thread.

 

[EnderJE]

So, the chicken is lousy and he tries to kill it? I'm surprised the animal activists aren't all up in arms over this one.

 

[biteme]

So, the chicken is lousy and he tries to kill it? I'm surprised the animal activists aren't all up in arms over this one.

How about the insect activists? Be kind, don't step on bugs.