Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

[Subzeero]

An elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it.

67 year-old Constantin Mocanu rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," said Mocanu, who was admitted to an emergency hospital. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Mocanu was bleeding heavily when being rushed to the hospital in the ambulance, but doctors said he's now "free from danger."

Source : Yahoo

wonder what he was doing to the chicken before cutting its head off. LMAO.

 

[perkele]

Good dog.

 

[curling]

This is horrible. Another reason I am not looking forward to getting old.

 

[perkele]

This is horrible. Another reason I am not looking forward to getting old.

Die today.

 

[bran987]

he must have been drunk beyond belief

 

[Subzeero]

he didn't have much use for it anyways. or did he?

 

[curling]

Die today.

I ain't that old dorkwad.

 

[perkele]

I ain't that old dorkwad.

Kill your dog.

 

[hamstershaver]

yeah i believe that one, i mistake my penis for a chickens neck on a regualr basis

 

[perkele]

yeah i believe that one, i mistake my penis for a chickens neck on a regualr basis

I know how you'd hit your dog also.