Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

[Subzeero]

An elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it.

67 year-old Constantin Mocanu rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," said Mocanu, who was admitted to an emergency hospital. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Mocanu was bleeding heavily when being rushed to the hospital in the ambulance, but doctors said he's now "free from danger."

Source : Yahoo

wonder what he was doing to the chicken before cutting its head off. LMAO.

 

[perkele]

Good dog.

 

[curling]

This is horrible. Another reason I am not looking forward to getting old.

 

[perkele]

This is horrible. Another reason I am not looking forward to getting old.

Die today.

 

[bran987]

he must have been drunk beyond belief

 

[Subzeero]

he didn't have much use for it anyways. or did he?

 

[curling]

Die today.

I ain't that old dorkwad.

 

[perkele]

I ain't that old dorkwad.

Kill your dog.

 

[hamstershaver]

yeah i believe that one, i mistake my penis for a chickens neck on a regualr basis

 

[perkele]

yeah i believe that one, i mistake my penis for a chickens neck on a regualr basis

I know how you'd hit your dog also.

 

[ohashi]

Happens to all of us at one point or another.

 

[perkele]

Happens to all of us at one point or another.

Fuck I rather eat it myself!

 

[SC4EVA]

what a mess

 

[biteme]

Dogs are disgusting. They would eat U if U died. And if they were hungry enough they'd probably eat your child. Why do dogs love people so much? COuld it be because you feed them and give them a much easier life than they would have in the wild? I still think they are beasts.

 

[Devastation]

that would be bad

 

[DEEZPAZ]

Guess he should have just choked the chicken!!!!

 

[Subzeero]

how come no one mentioned the fact that he could have been trying to have sexual intercourse with the chicken?

 

[strangebrew]

I laughed my ass off just reading the title of this thread.

 

[EnderJE]

So, the chicken is lousy and he tries to kill it? I'm surprised the animal activists aren't all up in arms over this one.

 

[biteme]

So, the chicken is lousy and he tries to kill it? I'm surprised the animal activists aren't all up in arms over this one.

How about the insect activists? Be kind, don't step on bugs.

 

[EnderJE]

I know this girl who was one. I stepped on a butterfly and she gave me this whole speech about the "beauty of nature".

However, she didn't think that the spider in her popcorn was beautiful.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Dogs are disgusting. They would eat U if U died. And if they were hungry enough they'd probably eat your child. Why do dogs love people so much? COuld it be because you feed them and give them a much easier life than they would have in the wild? I still think they are beasts.

Of course they are still beasts.

 

[Gigantasor]

I would have followed up by inserting the knife into my own heart.