Man Facing Felony Charges For Having Sex With Picnic Table

[chris302001]

2 snacks climb up on a picnic table and make wild, passionate snake love.

A few months later, several baby snakes appear.

Moral of the story?

Even an adder can multiple on a log table

I dont think I need to say anything.......

 

[PICK3]

I dont think I need to say anything.......

fuck!!!

I suck tonight.

 

[sugashane]

What a freak.

 

[sugashane]

And I mean the table-humper, not Pick3

 

[p0ink]

all weirdness aside...regardless of how much lube you used, i still can't imagine it feeling even remotely pleasurable.

seems like it would be more painful.

 

[inngas2008]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....picnic table.

 

[habitualhealth]

wow

 

[bw1]

wtf?

 

[walliwalibus]

I know how big the hole is on my table, and well................. damn man, wtf. He must have a cheap table. LOL..... damn I feel inadequate. Could you imagine watching the video. I wonder if they got the money shot? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... BTW, they said his name, so how won't other kids parents and their kids find out about this? Moral of the story is, not all holes are for focking.