Man Facing Felony Charges For Having Sex With Picnic Table

[gonelifting]

One question... IF someone places the umbrella back in it's place in the table, does that mean THE TABLE IS CHEATING ON HIM?

omg

 

[Lestat]

lame

 

[blueta2]

lame

hey sexy

 

[hurricane]

if having sex on a picnic table is a felony .. i must have a few warrents out

 

[*ebony*]

if having sex on a picnic table is a felony .. i must have a few warrents out

i think ON one is okay?
WITH one, now thats something else.lol

 

[drsketch]

he is probably a sexual deviant especially if close to a school in the am.. i say fuck him.

 

[drsketch]

btw I fucking hate sex offenders and wish to rid the world of them.

 

[*ebony*]

btw I fucking hate sex offenders and wish to rid the world of them.

+1

 

[hurricane]

i think ON one is okay?
WITH one, now thats something else.lol

.. goood gurl

 

[PICK3]

2 snakes climb up on a picnic table and make wild, passionate snake love.

A few months later, several baby snakes appear.

Moral of the story?

Even an adder can multiple on a log table