Lying about yourself in a bar/club when meeting the opposite sex

[revexrevex]

Becoming did you really meet her in underground club?

Gonelifting..... what New York club was it

 

[Bullit]

Sometimes I tell them Im at 7% BF when Im really at 20%.

 

[Bullit]

Or I tell them I am in "small appliance repair" and make $40/hour and can fix the shit outta their toaster or hair dryer, but not their lawn mower.

 

[Becoming]

Becoming did you really meet her in underground club?

Again, that is a big 10-4.... Now you owe me an entry in my avriki contest for typing all of that out for ya.....

 

[gmanlax7]

when i was 16 we'd go to parties at the local colleges and id tell chics i was a townie fireman

if i lie now i go for broke, scottish accent or pretend to be mute or some shit cuz all the blood to my horsecock wont let me speak

 

[Becoming]

When I was a freshman in college, we did a road trip and ended up at this grad student party... We all made up some rediculous stories to tell people there (as we were not invited).... to make a long story short I ended up in a bathtub with a girl from the party (key details, we were naked, in the 69 position and I was holding a tube of toothpaste)... The details are murky at best....

 

[gonelifting]

revex quote "Becoming did you really meet her in underground club?

Gonelifting..... what New York club was it"





Dude, You`re confusing me.lol I met my wife in a NY club and the name of the club was "The Underground"

You may be too young to remember. It had some Great HOUSE MUSIC. Damn. All night partying. Actually WKTU Dance radio station used to air Live from there on Saturday nights.

It was the architecture and the setup of the place and dance floor that was underground when you entered the building. lol

here`s the quote.

I met my wife in a New York club. We`re both from New Jersey. Been married 7 years.


The Underground of all places. lol meatmarket [/B]

 

[flex123]

I did that with my buddy and two girls. I faked knowing English and my bud had to "interpret" everything to me. The girls loved it and I would listen in on what they (the girls) were saying right in front of me.

It was fun for like 20-30 minutes. Then I gave them my real New Jersey accent. lol

LOL. Me and my buddy did that same thing just about. Just for shits and giggles up in Montreal he pretended he only spoke Italian. So he would speak Italian to some chick and I would apologize to them and say "Sorry my buddy over here doesn't speak a word of English". They would usually say "well whats he saying"

Then I'd just say something dumb such as "He says you all have very gorgeous boobs and he would love for all of you to come back to his Hotel tonight".

 

[Bullit]

Then I'd just say something dumb such as "He says you all have very gorgeous boobs and he would love for all of you to come back to his Hotel tonight".

Sounds like he was on the Jackoff highway straight to No Pussy-ville