Lying about yourself in a bar/club when meeting the opposite sex

[decem]

Nah man, not relationship. Just for shits and giggles.

-sk

yeah but what if you start into the conversation that way.. only to dig yourself deeper and deeper while you find out more and more about this girl that you really really like.. then you're trying to find a way out of your lies but you've told to many.. you're in too deep... so you can't.. then this girl turns out to be the girl of your dreams and then....

what the fuck am i talking about..

i have never met a girl in a club that i have ever liked or even had a potential to like..

that's it.. i'm going to start lying to girls from now on.. at least i'll be having fun while i'm getting turned down

 

[gonelifting]

I did that with my buddy and two girls. I faked knowing English and my bud had to "interpret" everything to me. The girls loved it and I would listen in on what they (the girls) were saying right in front of me.

It was fun for like 20-30 minutes. Then I gave them my real New Jersey accent. lol

 

[Becoming]

I have a buddy from college that we were out with who is like a junior sports agent in training or something... (like an internship or something, basically he is a little peon) Anyway, he was telling chicks he is already an agent and me and a buddy were to of his clients....

He struck out like mad that night... Funny, he did worse with the line than I ever saw him do previous...

It is funny stuff- luckily it was technically a business trip though... he had a nice expense account... I must of drank at least a bottle of jonnie walker that night plus a couple of beers....

 

[rjl296]

what the fuck am i talking about..

i have never met a girl in a club that i have ever liked or even had a potential to like..

nobody has young grasshopper

 

[gonelifting]

Originally posted by decem




what the fuck am i talking about..

i have never met a girl in a club that i have ever liked or even had a potential to like..




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nobody has young grasshopper

I met my wife in a New York club. We`re both from New Jersey. Been married 7 years.


The Underground of all places. lol meatmarket

 

[Becoming]

I met my wife in a New York club. We`re both from New Jersey. Been married 7 years.


The Underground of all places. lol meatmarket

Met my wife in an afterhours/xtc club...

Funny I think we were the only two not rolling....

 

[onerepmaximum]

I'm not much good at lying, too much shit to remember.

 

[Mr. Black]

Last summer I was travelling around Europe (mainly spain) with 3 buddies. For some reason no matter where we went the women seemed to flock to me only (to be honest by buddies were kind of ugly). At any rate they were getting pissed and decided that from now on all girls they met they would tell them I was from America, an actor that had appeared on Baywatch (somehow they thought this would increase their chances of getting some). I felt kind of stupid but went along with it...what the hell I figured no one knew me anyways. I was actually surprised at how many women actually believed them. BTW they still didn't get any.

 

[revexrevex]

Becoming really?

 

[Becoming]

Yep, really. Cool stuff really. It is a long story, but basically I was there with my buddy and he wanted me to go play wingman for him. I wanted nothing to do with him (Wanted to go get my eat on) Anyway, he goes up and meets em, and then comes back again saying he needs a wingman. I say, okay, I will go if you promise we will get something to eat after. So we go over, he introduces me to her sister... (I was definately not interested- her sister is 6ft blonde- not my type) Anyway, I tell her sister like, yeah, whatever, and turn around and chill on the railing (we were upstairs) Anyway, my girl and I just bump into each other (no one introduced us-I did not know she was the other girl) and just started talking out of the blue for like 5-6 hours....

Got engaged like 6 months later and married about 1.5 years after that. Been married for almost 1.5 years now....