Look at these TITS!!!

[AAP]

Ok, hope I ruined your night... was that a THUMP I just heard behind you?

Anyway... say hello to the Official Elite Mascot.

 

[distanced]

I HOPE YOU CAN'T SLEEP TONIGHT CAUSE ALL YOU FEEL WHILE YOU LAY IN BED IS IT CRAWLING UP YOUR LEGS ON ITS WAY TO YOUR NUTS WHERE IT WILL LAY HUNDREDS OF EGGS INSIDE AND THEN WHEN THEY HATCH THEY WILL EAT YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT

 

[bwood]

i knew you liked the chocolate
spider but damn...

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

people are scared of that?
Say hello to my shoe mr. bug!

 

[danielson]

question is would you throw something at it, or be afraid to annoy it and just move house?

 

[Necrophagia]

LOL good way to trick ppl!

 

[AAP]

people are scared of that?
Say hello to my shoe mr. bug!

Say goodbye to shoe and amputated foot mr sermon.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Say goodbye to shoe and amputated foot mr sermon.

yeah fucking right Anyways,the spider you posted is the very same spider from the flick"Arachnophobia",which happens to be non poisonous.

 

[zillamonster]

That is one large 8 legged freak!

Zilla

 

[Big Brother Val]

FUCK!!


*Val does the "eebie-jeebies dance*


What's worse... that I'm desperate enough to see boobies that I clicked on your thread because of the title... or that I open up the thread expecting to see boobies, and see that *shudders* ugly fucking thing....

You fuck.

 

[danielson]

yeah fucking right Anyways,the spider you posted is the very same spider from the flick"Arachnophobia",which happens to be non poisonous.

do u mean the really big one at the end which he has to set fire to with a flme thrower? or the one which he has to beat with a shovel then electrocute to kill

all the others were babies.....tjhis things is bigger than a wall clock. it also jumps at you. if i didnt have a hand gun on me i;d probably run. forever.

 

[the nature boy]

what kind of cycle was that spider on anyway?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

do u mean the really big one at the end which he has to set fire to with a flme thrower? or the one which he has to beat with a shovel then electrocute to kill

all the others were babies.....tjhis things is bigger than a wall clock. it also jumps at you. if i didnt have a hand gun on me i;d probably run. forever.

this spider fully grown is about the size of a quarter

 

[Big Brother Val]

do u mean the really big one at the end which he has to set fire to with a flme thrower? or the one which he has to beat with a shovel then electrocute to kill

all the others were babies.....tjhis things is bigger than a wall clock. it also jumps at you. if i didnt have a hand gun on me i;d probably run. forever.

Actually... in Arachnophobia he has to set it on fire AND beat it with a shovel AND shoot it with a nail gun AND electrocute it. All that to the same damn thing.

Hollywood is fake though.

This fucker would be A LOT harder to kill.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

what a bunch of women

 

[Burning_Inside]

dude sonofabitch, i made my thread right before I looked at this im pretty pissed cause i thought it was a good idea..dammit.

well im not deleting mine cause mine's better it's at a different angle. So there.

 

[danielson]

Actually... in Arachnophobia he has to set it on fire AND beat it with a shovel AND shoot it with a nail gun AND electrocute it. All that to the same damn thing.

Hollywood is fake though.

This fucker would be A LOT harder to kill.

fuck that.....i'd offer it anyone nearby as a sacrifice and hope it spared me

sermon of mockery, i saw on another thread where they have the pic of the spider and its the size of a big ass wall clock. my foot is barely the size of a wall clock. its called 'what makes grown men cry' by supernav

 

[Big Brother Val]

fuck that.....i'd offer it anyone nearby as a sacrifice and hope it spared me

Amen, dude. I'll help you find the fattest guy we can, and throw him to the beast.

Maybe it would be better to feed it someone who ran faster than we did, so we have a better chance of escape.

 

[danielson]

Amen, dude. I'll help you find the fattest guy we can, and throw him to the beast.

Maybe it would be better to feed it someone who ran faster than we did, so we have a better chance of escape.

i pretty certain if i scream 'mommy' real loud she's come and save me with a broom.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

http://ntidsrfr.home.mindspring.com/arachnid.html

 

[AAP]

http://ntidsrfr.home.mindspring.com/arachnid.html

What a boring ass website.


Anyhow... that fucking spider is now a celebrity and he doesn't know it.

 

[WarriorPL]

What's the deal with the damn spiders.

WTF did i miss?

 

[supersizeme]

I should have known better!!

 

[AAP]

I should have known better!!

BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW BETTER... BWAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.