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LOL @ this exchange between SD and crazy internet chick, she pwns herself

Texts messages LOLOL it never ends:

SD:Hello ryrypants

Her:Hi. Who is this?

SD:The "asshole", but im not going to be one here.

Her:And why is that?

SD:Because i feel like harmless internet banter has set you off the deep end

Her:Hardly but it is time for the narcissist to become consious because there really are broken people out there. I am a catylist for personal growth.You on the other hand are a danger.

SD:Others on that site would disagree

Her:Well thats because things remained in your superficial comfort zone with them.

SD:No, ive gotten into it with people before like anyone else, but youve let all this affect you like ive never seen before is all. Im not about that just so you know.

Her:Its meant to appear that way. But what am i trying to do?

SD:You just seem to be letting this get to you way more than it should, youve changed your profile to lash out, and gave someone your number out of anger. If i was really an asshole i could have your phone called all day. Think about that next time please

Her:Of course. Its what i do with your kind. Sometimes it works. Often not. It all depends on whats left of your soul really. Or your mind.
Oh well then id just file a police report. lol
(at this point she calls me, I am actually starting off sorta nice and reminding her as unstable as she is its not a good idea to give her number to random guys she wants to fight with, if she starts deciding to take the pissy game further and go meet them them then very bad things could happen. She remains petulant and incorrigible, I hang up at which point she somehow claims victory below)

Texts continue
Her:I knew youd lose. Lmao

SD:"personal growth" begins with yourself. Take your own advice.

Her:Coming from you? Your intellect is so inferior and you lack any resymbolence of class. You clearly have an empty life. youre the last person id liste
N to. And you cant even talk wout hanging up and running for cover. Lol

SD:Smarts is way more than spouting stuff from psych books, you should know that since youre so enlightened.
For someone supposed to be a healer you are negative as hell lol

Her:Mirror my freind. Part of healing is recognising yourself and how you affect your environment. When you are ready to become a real man i am here.
Oh and you can start by dialing my number and speaking like a gentleman.<---says the stripper lol 2ez

SD:That doesnt make any sense, you drive people away.

Her:And yet i just cant get rid of you.<---maybe because Im making awesome material for EF haha

SD:You are doing the same thing, we are both here
If you really wanted to get rid of me you could have easily online by blocking.

Her:I merely respond.

SD:Surely you arent giving every jerk the time of day that crosses your path

Her:Which answer would make you feel better about yourself?

SD:At this point its mere curiosity so neither

Her:Good. Ill let you wonder then

SD:Ok later

Her:Its not really in my nature, sacred geometry being what it is. <----time has passed and she cant take it that I blew her off, had to text some more senseless shit

SD:Whats not in your nature, constantly responding to guys you hate?

Her:I never cut anyone off unless they pose a threat. If the wish to step in my circle they are otherwise welcome.

SD:You are correct this time

Her:According to you. I follow a more substantial model though.

SD:What would that be

Her:I could teach you but you probably wouldnt get far.

SD:Like i said its mere curiosity at this point. Whatever method youre using has not helped your self esteem or bitterness in the least.

Her:Ah my shallow and sexually confused boy... will you ever have the capacity to look below the surface? So gulible.<---Yea weve been seeing that surface havent we

SD:That surface you are putting out to people is not habitable, no amount of mystical musings will change that.

Her:If you say so little plebe.
You really hate looking at yourself. Lol<---more time has passed and she cant resist lol

SD:Im sorry were you still talking

Her:Is that a rhetorical question? why cant you talk? The life partner came home?

SD:Other people are in the house and dont want to subject them to our conversation. I didnt know petulance was part of your personal growth

Her:Ooo! A vocabulary word.

SD:Kind of like sacred geometry, oooh so smart sounding lol

Her:Youre really jealous of my superiority. I know smart women are scarey for you.

SD:Actually smart women do not deal with men they purport to despise. Nor do they try so hard to show they are smart like a little schoolgirl that cant keep her hand down in class. "You doth protest too much".
Well i would love to keep hearing you go on about mirrors and mystics but i live in the adult world and gotta get some work done. Ciao

Her:You assume im showing off because thats what you do. You couldnt handle me showing off. have a nice day.
Funny. Youre an adult and im a child? You should really be ashamed. you tell children theyre ugly? Yeah... Simply a beautiful grown man.

SD:I see cracks in your mirror please try again.

Her:You mean youre so ugly you brokd it?!! out flew the web and floated wide. The mirror cracked frm side to side. The curse has come upon me cried..lol<---uhhhh. yea.

SD:Lol this is entirely too much fun, everyone should have a crazy chick at their disposal

Her:I know. I figure every woman has a stupid ass hole... Why not play?
 
Im afraid I will open up a rift in the space/time continuum if I send her this thread LOL
 
I am going to nominate you for a Nobel Prize for this thread. And a real one too, not one of those sham "Peace" prizes.
 
your ending statement was oscar worthy.
this would actually be a great screenplay. we could make a ton if we wrote it.
"juicer on the internet meets crazy girl and enters a world of mayhem"
this could beat epics like fatal attraction, and misery.
 
your ending statement was oscar worthy.
this would actually be a great screenplay. we could make a ton if we wrote it.
"juicer on the internet meets crazy girl and enters a world of mayhem"
this could beat epics like fatal attraction, and misery.

We need a working title

I say "Crouching Psycho, Hidden Moron"

75th could design the promo posters LOLOLO
 
heh,


I liked "jpa" instead of gpa....awesome


sociology?? I think not
 
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