lmfao, I almost owned myself

[Spartacus]

I will mention that I don't run no red lights no more
especially when I've been drinking

 

[swole]

I will mention that I don't run no red lights no more
especially when I've been drinking

I'm getting better at it. Sometimes I am the stoplight. Green's a go. But sometimes I am forced to shine a red light. I'll admit I fail quite a few times when I'm the car.

 

[Raptorex]

I must say this has been a most enjoyable and educational afternoon, thanks for sharing your wisdom. I now leave to go to the gym and apply the Masters trade.

that's always a "green" light
you just need to determine before the next "intersection" if the light remains green
for example
say you spot a hot gal at the gym
you make a move and start a conversation
after a few sentence exchange you should know what the signal will be at the next intersection
though I've run a few red lights

 

[stilleto]

swole, do you swallow?

 

[Lestat]

lol @ mods posting on this thread but not moving it to BTS.. yet a mere mention of a song or movie gets an entire thread moved?

 

[swole]

lol @ mods posting on this thread but not moving it to BTS.. yet a mere mention of a song or movie gets an entire thread moved?

stop trying to get my thread moved, bad bro material

Stilleto, shufukup.

 

[stilleto]

stop trying to get my thread moved, bad bro material

Stilleto, shufukup.

i'll take that as a yes.

 

[Spartacus]

I must say this has been a most enjoyable and educational afternoon, thanks for sharing your wisdom. I now leave to go to the gym and apply the Masters trade.

I'm not a master.
after years of experience I can skip most of the intersections that involve a stop signal with a few minutes of observation
style of dress,posture,how she moves,ornamentation she sports(i.e. jewelry) consider the setting too
I can "unclothe her" in my mind and strip away the cosmetics with my imagination as well.
I make most of my decisions without any person-to-person communication.
trouble is I know a "gem" and chicken out
the girl I did marry I worked with and it took me four weeks
when I "knew" within four minutes

 

[gjohnson5]

Yall are fuckin' hilarious

 

[Dunk]

lol @ Dunk's )(

Where's our product thread? Bump that shizzle to the muvgin top.