lmfao, I almost owned myself

[swole]

I just finished what might have been the best beat-off session ever. Well, I was sitting on my comp chair (i definitely left some )( marks) when the first shot flew directly past the right side of my head and hit the back of my chair. I actually heard it go splat. That shizzle was 1 cm away from hitting my cheek. Lestat knows what I'm talkin about, getting hit in the face and all.

I gotta lay off the zinc.

Let's hear about your Peter North shots. I'll share some stories that actually include partners if someone contributes first.

 

[Spartacus]

I can't hear that well anymore.

 

[Raptorex]

Peter North has nothing on me, we actually banged the same chick and she said I came more.

 

[Spartacus]

Peter North has nothing on me, we actually banged the same chick and she said I came more.

so you were that turned on banging a whore?

 

[Raptorex]

so you were that turned on banging a whore?

Oh yeah...she lived on my floor in college..ty

 

[swole]

Oh yeah...she lived on my floor in college..ty

She fucked Peter North? Is she a pornstar?

 

[Raptorex]

lol, kinda sorta...was (pre-internet it sucks)

 

[Spartacus]

I don't know what's worse
fucking a guy that has been with thousands
or thinking that having done so it's some kind of accomplishment worth telling others

 

[Raptorex]

I don't know what's worse
fucking a guy that has been with thousands
or thinking that having done so it's some kind of accomplishment worth telling others

I was her early bf...lol

 

[Spartacus]

I was her early bf...lol

but you still talk
since you fucking her predates peter
would you hit it again?