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It's about me, and this Great Spirit Indian Medicine Man type guy. He tells me, we must "Go up on the mountain, for a vision quest." So, I pack 2 pbj sandwiches, some apple juice, and a protein shake. Then we begin our trek.
It is the summer time. The side of the mountain is heavily forested, and the trek is long, and hot. Finally, the Great Spirit Indian Medicine Man type guy halts. I look around. We have entered a clearing on the mountain. The ground is covered with a kind of sandy dirt. The sun beats down with full force, now that the trees now longer block it. I look toward the middle of the clearing, and I see......
A SQUAT RACK!!!!! The Great Spirit Indian Medicine Man type guy turns to me, and says ominously "Vision Quest." Then, he disappears.
I slowly approach the squat rack, thinking to myself "Vision Quest, hmm." Then, I set my post workout meal down on the ground, and begin to squat.
Then, I woke up. Neat, huh?
It is the summer time. The side of the mountain is heavily forested, and the trek is long, and hot. Finally, the Great Spirit Indian Medicine Man type guy halts. I look around. We have entered a clearing on the mountain. The ground is covered with a kind of sandy dirt. The sun beats down with full force, now that the trees now longer block it. I look toward the middle of the clearing, and I see......
A SQUAT RACK!!!!! The Great Spirit Indian Medicine Man type guy turns to me, and says ominously "Vision Quest." Then, he disappears.
I slowly approach the squat rack, thinking to myself "Vision Quest, hmm." Then, I set my post workout meal down on the ground, and begin to squat.
Then, I woke up. Neat, huh?
