Limited time only - my pretty hair

[Stefka]

my bassett hound is named Penelope.

Why?
Was the naming influenced by Homer?

 

[Yarg!]

Why do I have to be a male's alter?
Why cant I be an alter of a female?

cuz females dont know elliot.

 

[Stefka]

cuz females dont know elliot.

Bullshit, chicks measure their lives in teaspoons too.

 

[Stefka]

Just out of curiosity - when will that little bomb go away? It makes me a little sad every time I see it.

 

[Yarg!]

Bullshit, chicks measure their lives in teaspoons too.

can u check the clock on the stove quickly? i need to know the time, my watches betteries died.

 

[Stefka]

can u check the clock on the stove quickly? i need to know the time, my watches betteries died.

Damn it I just moved - my last apartment had a nice gas oven - I should probably take my head out of this electric one.

 

[WODIN]

shave your head bald and get a tarantula tattooed on your scalp.

What he said.

 

[pintoca]

who is the fishing going? judging by the thread length I'd say pretty good.

 

[stilleto]

a. you're very pretty. you have beautiful eyes.
b. your hair is georgous. don't cut it.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

cut it. its too long. its draping over your shoulders like youre that Cousin It guy from the adams family

cut it at about top of shoulderblade level so that it sits nicely. the color is nice. maybe a subtle honey highlight or 2 to set it off. maybe a layer or 2, but i dont know how much body it has etc

then lets glam the shit out of you and you can help me pick up chicks even quicker than usual