Lets talk condoms

[-SD-]

If Im gonna be scooping out psycho internet chicks, I gotta get some condoms and need to know which ones are the best feeling, meaning thinnest, wont know its there, etc. Will be needing the larger sized products.................of course.

 

[RottenWillow]

If Im gonna be scooping out psycho internet chicks, I gotta get some condoms and need to know which ones are the best feeling, meaning thinnest, wont know its there, etc. Will be needing the larger sized products.................of course.

More important that you learn how to properly eat the lady muffin.

 

[pbhardbody]

More important that you learn how to properly eat the lady muffin.

damn this is my kiinda woman.... she tells it how it is.
and she's right

 

[Sub-Zero]

damn this is my kiinda woman.... she tells it how it is.
and she's right

get your cock out from between your legs, ya ass kisser.

who needs to know how to eat pussy if your trying to smash dirty internet whores???

 

[pbhardbody]

get your cock out from between your legs, ya ass kisser.

who needs to know how to eat pussy if your trying to smash dirty internet whores???

hey your fuckin with my internet mojo Im trying to put on Rotten dude...

 

[-SD-]

More important that you learn how to properly eat the lady muffin.

already can, but now that im getting strange on a regular basis i need some condoms that wont piss me off

 

[pbhardbody]

already can, but now that im getting strange on a regular basis i need some condoms that wont piss me off

tried durex? they are pretty thin. id stay away from trojan. they're like wearing a latex glove.

 

[PICK3]

I have trouble finding them in my size

 

[pbhardbody]

I have trouble finding them in my size

i think they make an extra small... lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

Durex are awesome, try the natural feeling. Beyond Seven are really thin. Avoid Trojan, horrible condoms, might as well throw a tin can over your dick cause that's about what it feels like.

 

[puddlemonkey]

listen to me dave, I know my condoms.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Lifestyles suck too btw

 

[pbhardbody]

Durex are awesome, try the natural feeling. Beyond Seven are really thin. Avoid Trojan, horrible condoms, might as well throw a tin can over your dick cause that's about what it feels like.

lol... durex also makes the colored and flavored ones. so if the chick wants to fuck a martian or something, throw the green one on.

 

[-SD-]

Durex are awesome, try the natural feeling. Beyond Seven are really thin. Avoid Trojan, horrible condoms, might as well throw a tin can over your dick cause that's about what it feels like.

i will try teh durex natural. hopefully they come in bigger sizes. since i have a 12 inch cok and
drive lambo and
live in Malibu and
make $650K/annum

 

[pbhardbody]

i will try teh durex natural. hopefully they come in bigger sizes. since i have a 12 inch cok and
drive lambo and
live in Malibu and
make $650K/annum

do the psycho internet chicks buy that story?

 

[Sub-Zero]

hey your fuckin with my internet mojo Im trying to put on Rotten dude...

sorry for cockblocking

 

[puddlemonkey]

i will try teh durex natural.

They feel completely different from other condoms. They're lubricated a little on the inside too, at the tip to increase sensitivity for the dude. Fuck what she wants.



Buy Condoms from Condom Man, Best Condoms for Safe Sex - Durex, Trojan Condoms

2-3 days and that shit's in your mailbox.

 

[pbhardbody]

sorry for cockblocking

no prob dude.... i dont think she picked up on the mojo anyway.

 

[DJ_UFO]

If you're big, you're screwed dude. They make very good condoms on standard size, but the xtra large are like wearing a football bladder. Standard size, you can cover half - 2 thirds of the phallus, but the constriction will kill your wood.

 

[RottenWillow]

 

[pbhardbody]

http://i.imgur.com/b6AE4.gif

are you flirtin with me?

 

[mustang_00]

get extra small condoms that way your shit looks all huge and the girls like DAYUM!!


i have a strong feeling all your internet whore threads are going to end up in a thread of "oh noez i have bumps on my cawk"

 

[nangiggles]

Here buy a fun pack Amazon.com: Condom Variety Wild Weekend and Naughty Novelties Variety Pack: Health & Personal Care

 

[nangiggles]

Amazon.com: 48 Durex Condoms Variety Pack! 2 Vibrating Rings! CondomMan's Collection of the Best Durex Condom: Health & Personal Care
or a whole supply
Amazon.com: 100 Durex Maximum Love Condoms NEW! Larger and Thinner Condom for more Sensitivity and Sensation: Health & Personal Care

 

[pbhardbody]

Amazon.com: 48 Durex Condoms Variety Pack! 2 Vibrating Rings! CondomMan's Collection of the Best Durex Condom: Health & Personal Care
or a whole supply
Amazon.com: 100 Durex Maximum Love Condoms NEW! Larger and Thinner Condom for more Sensitivity and Sensation: Health & Personal Care

The ladies love those vibrating rings.

I never know which finger you're supposed to put them on though. lol

 

[HAYEZ]

More important that you learn how to properly eat the lady muffin.

do not eat the lady muffin of strange internet chics..your gonna end up with herpes on your face or sypohillis

 

[HAYEZ]

the best condoms ever are durex love..i buy them in bulk online.there awesome...get some heda condoms so you dont get herpes or gonoreah chlamydia etc...

some things a powdered drink at the aids clinic wont fix my friend

 

[nangiggles]

Listen to the voice of experience

 

[HAYEZ]

Listen to the voice of experience

hahah