Lets have some fun!!! WHO WANTS TO BATTLE??

[Puc]

yo yo yo daddy puc in da house!

i got mad rolls on my waist,
and bling on my wrist.
i got some foil in my hand,
and i be deep in free base.

i suck that shit in, and
let out a phat grin. that smoke be
escaping and i be deflatin', but

DAMNNNNNNNN that shit is gooood.

 

[Silent Method]

woke up quick, at about noon
jus' thought that i had to be in compton soon
i gotta get drunk before the day begins
before my mother starts bitchin about ma friends
about to go and damn near went blind
young niggaz at the path throwin up gang signs
ran in the house, and grabbed ma clip
wit the mack 10 on the side of ma hip
bailed outside and pointed ma weapon
just as i thought the fools kept steppin
jumped in the fo' hit the juice on ma ride
i got front back, and side to side
then i let the alpine play (play)
pumpin new shit by NWA
it was gangsta gangsta at the top of the list
then i played my own shit and it went somethin' like this
cruisin down the street in my six-fo''
jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes
went to the park to get the scoop
knuckleheads out there cold, shootin some hoops
a car pulls up, who can it be
a fresh El Camino rollin kilo G
he rolled down his window and he started to say
its all about makin that G.T.A.
(CHORUS)
coz the boys in the hood are always hard
you come talkin that trash, we'll pull ya card
knowin' nutin in life but to be legit'
dont quote me boy coz i aint said shit
(SCRATCHES) yo man
"Get the fuck out"
(SCRATCHES)
"muthafucka, say what"
Down on B's is the place to give me the pace
he said ma man J.D. is on freebase
the boy J.D. was a friend of mine
'till i caught him in my car tryin to steal the Alpine
chased him down the street to call a truce
the silly muthafucka pulls out a deuce deuce
little did he know i had a loaded 12 guage
one sucker dead, L.A. Times front page[/QOUTE]

 

[Ffactor]

A christmas carol:


Jingle bells
Bullit smells
HappryScrappy's momma has one leg
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give Wodin a bone
That old geezer came rolling home
Now Nathan is gay
Nature boy says hooray
Beastboy just stood there holding his dick
Project mistook him to be quite dead
But Pennypacker came and smacked him on the head
Now Ffactor was aghast
This could not possibly last
He looked around for some booty
And located Nicole and Pamelas hooties
Like a stealth fighter he approached his pray
They got scared and tried to run away
But alas the Ffactor was too fast
And filled them with unabandoned lust
He got them down onto the floor
And tapped them booties to the core!

 

[pauly]

Opou tha pate
ti poutsa tha ti fate
einai gliki
yiati einai elliniki

Me lene andreas
pou so yimiso to kolo kreas

big wiggs mas ipes
pos tha mas pares bipes
tora, mas les
oti einai akrives

Orea i parea
ala vroman ta podia sas

Bringing it down Greek style! Check it!

omg!!!!!! i haven't laughed out loud like that in a while.

 

[pauly]

btw, look up "battles" on the search, you'll find some good ones there.

 

[pauly]

Look at all these fake ass cats
Not even decent TRYIN to rap
You wanted to see it live not in fable
So check out the skills that I bring to the table
Gimme a topic and I'll freestyle to that
While ya'll sayin "hey I like that"
Try and be original for once in yo life
I'll tear u up and you'll be livin real trife
All i heard is some garbage shit
get on yo knees and suck the royal dick
I'm 20 steps ahead of ya too far for u to see
Stupid little bitches ain't got half the skills as me
I've sat back and read the thread and didn't say a thing
Now I'm comin to teach yall a lesson with raps that are keen
Too stylish to clone too quick to be seen
Your girl comes to me cuz you can't make her scream
Fuckin with the champ ya'll be hit
this battles over for now cuz i gotta go shit!

 

[pauly]

http://209.11.101.247/ubb/Forum10/11-2000/006863.html

this is a damn good one too.

 

[beefybull]

I hope BeefyBull didnt notice this thread

LoL
and Big Wiggs, I already roasted you on that other thread.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=2085423#post2085423

 

[pauly]

No one steps up?

 

[vinylgroover]

I wanna see something in Greek from you Pauly