Lets have some fun!!! WHO WANTS TO BATTLE??

[hanselthecaretaker]

im grizzly like a bear
only twice as bare
after i gagged you with a rag
full of naired pubic hair
my mind is twisted
as if you coulda missed it
im listed at the top of my
psychiatrist's shit list
he instantly gave me
a prescription for vicodin
well, since last february
my face has gotten oranger
than matthew perry's
and it's scary how very eery
my appearance can be
when i'm laughin at you
with all those pubes
stuck deep in your fuckin buck teeth.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

i'll admit, that last one was sick
so i'll pick a new theme
to fit a different rhyme scheme

from coast to coast i boast
the most ferocious posts
usually just playin host
to a lot of other suckers
tonight you're gonna roast
like those morose mutherfuckers
no, hold up, this ain't the goal i chose
those egotistical rhymes
should come to a close
instead of focusin on what i said
listen to this thought i been
processin in my head
i'm makin a conversion
to a state of extroversion
urgin all to follow in my footsteps
after purgin those extra reps
it's a time for love not hate
since december's here
so to all who missed this
merry christmas and a happy new year!