Once again I ask that you marry me. Why do you keep ignoring me? ) You said that was the best night of your life, did you lie??? I know I'm small but you said you liked it. I just don't understand. By the way, can I have my underwear back? My mom keeps asking me where they're at. I think she's getting suspicious. Anyway, I'll be waiting for your answer, bye.
P.S- If Helen of Troy were alive today, her name would be Natglutes.
Shhhhhhhhhhh why did you do that to me....I told you to keep our little affair a secret.......you know that Im not available I cant marry you right now........hmmmm btw you are not small at all, its pretty pretty.........HUGEEEEEEEEEE....but hey, I dont care about the size.......you are so orally talented that ......omg what can I say....
Im sending your undies by FedEx express, some deca, winny, ox.........and lots of