Last night...

[IdentityCrisis6]

I got really really drunk and almost screwed an ugly chick. I vaguely remember any of it, but we're talking really ugly. It's only a matter of time before all my friends know about it. What should I do? I think a lot of people have been in this boat before. At least I hope so..

 

[Stryker1992]

I got really really drunk and almost screwed an ugly chick. I vaguely remember any of it, but we're talking really ugly. It's only a matter of time before all my friends know about it. What should I do? I think a lot of people have been in this boat before. At least I hope so..

What do you mean almost?

 

[rnch]

quoting Willie Nelson: "the girls all get prettier at closing time"

 

[IdentityCrisis6]

Almost meaning she very possibly could have sucked my dick. I really don't remember.. and I think my shit had a burn mark on the side of it, like she didn't use any lube or spit when she jacked it, if she jacked it.

 

[nab12]

Just own it....who the fuck cares??

 

[IdentityCrisis6]

I guess you're right. What's done is done. Just never thought it would happen to me. lol

 

[Cutiebaby]

Yeah like many guys are really going to admit to doing something this stupid

 

[flex229]

sounds to me like you came home, whacked off, and skinned your penis up...

ive never had a girl skin my penis up.....they just dont do a good enough job to cause an injury like that.

 

[Guni]

sounds to me like you came home, whacked off, and skinned your penis up...

ive never had a girl skin my penis up.....they just dont do a good enough job to cause an injury like that.

ROFL!!!

 

[Stryker1992]

ROFL!!!

The part that is being left out is that the ugly chick was not a chick at all!!!!!