Ladies with the Hairy Beaver.

[mochara]

cant beat a hairy beaver ,nice and natural.lol

 

[needtogetarmy]

Been on a few dates with a little cutie and last night was the night that I was gonna put away the nice guy routine and get down with my little hit and run routine.

So I ease the hand down to the vag and I'm immediately concerned because this isn't your normal every day shaved vagina that most guys who were born after 1980 are used to seeing. I detected hair down there, and to say the least, I wasn't very pleased. I let it slide in hopes that it was just a landing strip gone awry.

After moistening up that bad boy, I made up my mind that I was gonna unleash the ole "Tornado tongue" on this unsuspecting vag. I yank off the ole thongs but not only was this no "landing strip" but it looked more like the bitch had Chewbacca in a Leg lock. She'll need a bush hog if she ever wants that thing groomed. To make things worse, I detected a pungent odor emitting from the vaginal cavity. (The finger and smell test failed miserably).

Needless to say, the hairy vag along with the suspicious odor was a deal breaker. The tongue lashing was called off, but I have to admit that I still dropped the hammer on it. I discretely buried my face/nose in her pillow next to where her head was, but the smell just got to be too much to where I faked a buss and quickly left with a flimsly work excuse.

The few hairy vaginas that I've encountered always have a twang to them. Is this because of the hair or just a grooming/sanitary issue in general??? Bro's who enjoy hair down there or old bro's who's wives still rock the 70's-80's porn style muff , please educate me.

..that is why god invented anal sex.

 

[nydj66]

..that is why god invented anal sex.

Odor's knot going to be any better there.

 

[iamthatiam]

Are you really asking if it's possible that the presence of hair in itself can somehow create odor?

The hair traps sweat and bacteria resulting in pungent odor. There might be other stuff tangled up in there too.

 

[just...v]

Get that bish a razor, a huge bottle of vinegar and one of these......

Amazon.com: Faultless Tiny Kit (Reusable Douche) - 16 Fl Oz Capacity: Beauty


Tell her to use it daily until the issue is resolved. A clean taco is a happy taco.

 

[iamthatiam]

Get that bish a razor, a huge bottle of vinegar and one of these......

Amazon.com: Faultless Tiny Kit (Reusable Douche) - 16 Fl Oz Capacity: Beauty


Tell her to use it daily until the issue is resolved. A clean taco is a happy taco.

YouTube - The Fruitcake Lady Tells It Like It Is - Funny Compilation

Go to 2:38 of this video. The fruitcake lady will tell all women what they need to know.

 

[nangiggles]

get her these:
The Bikini Line Genie | Strangemall.com - a collection of links to strange products and services

 

[nangiggles]

instructions LMAO may be NSFW HowtheBikiniLineGenieWorks

 

[just...v]

YouTube - The Fruitcake Lady Tells It Like It Is - Funny Compilation

Go to 2:38 of this video. The fruitcake lady will tell all women what they need to know.

Lol I dig the fruitcake lady

 

[Arabian]

lol at the fruitcake lady....