Ladies with the Hairy Beaver.

[WiffleballChamp]

bald pussys are for 9 year olds

I disagree. I enjoy munching vag without the inconvenience of a whisker biscuit.

 

[BlueBird]

She was wearing a thong yet you didn't notice a bush until they were off?


LIES abound in your post.

 

[ricco561]

I always keep mine clean and trimmed.

 

[javaguru]

Bluebird is a continuity expert....

 

[BlueBird]

Bluebird is a continuity expert....

Yep, I was the first to notice Sully's yellow Porsche was wrecked on the left side but when Matrix drives away, it's fine.

 

[WiffleballChamp]

Been on a few dates with a little cutie and last night was the night that I was gonna put away the nice guy routine and get down with my little hit and run routine.

So I ease the hand down to the vag and I'm immediately concerned because this isn't your normal every day shaved vagina that most guys who were born after 1980 are used to seeing. I detected hair down there, and to say the least, I wasn't very pleased. I let it slide in hopes that it was just a landing strip gone awry.

After moistening up that bad boy, I made up my mind that I was gonna unleash the ole "Tornado tongue" on this unsuspecting vag. I yank off the ole thongs but not only was this no "landing strip" but it looked more like the bitch had Chewbacca in a Leg lock. She'll need a bush hog if she ever wants that thing groomed. To make things worse, I detected a pungent odor emitting from the vaginal cavity. (The finger and smell test failed miserably).

Needless to say, the hairy vag along with the suspicious odor was a deal breaker. The tongue lashing was called off, but I have to admit that I still dropped the hammer on it. I discretely buried my face/nose in her pillow next to where her head was, but the smell just got to be too much to where I faked a buss and quickly left with a flimsly work excuse.

The few hairy vaginas that I've encountered always have a twang to them. Is this because of the hair or just a grooming/sanitary issue in general??? Bro's who enjoy hair down there or old bro's who's wives still rock the 70's-80's porn style muff , please educate me.

......


a mushed down matted bush is much more deceiving when flattened down by tight undies. I'll be much more detailed next time.

 

[nangiggles]

Lol @ you f*cking a blue waffle.

You should have smeared some of her pubic musk on her lip bro. Let her know that shit is unexceptable.

It just traps the odor in the same way anus hair collects dingleberries.

You three are disgusting fuckers

 

[nangiggles]

I dont have a harry beaver I just have a justin bieber

 

[javaguru]

I dont have a harry beaver I just have a justin bieber

Are you a South American drug lord?
Justin Bieber Loved By Millions Of Tweens And One Brazilian Drug Lord MTV Newsroom

"Of course, he wasn't actually there in the house — rather, he appeared in a giant wall mural inside the enclave of Pezao, one of Rio de Janeiro's biggest traffickers. According to The Guardian, more than 2,600 heavily-armed police officers raided Complexo do Alemao, a huge network of slums that also houses some of the city's biggest drug villains. The violent exercise left 50 people dead, but the Rio police have declared the project a victory.

In addition to finding 10 tons of marijuana and a small arsenal of weapons (which included one missile), there was also a crude homemade mural of Bieber that read "One Time" below it. It's probably the strangest place Bieber has shown up, but it's proof positive that the 16-year-old Canadian singer is indeed a worldwide phenomenon."

 

[ceo]

You should have smeared some of her pubic musk on her lip bro. Let her know that shit is unexceptable.

a Squirty Sanchez?

I approve of this!