Ladies: what is your ideal penis length?

[Evil_Frisky]

HELLO!! I even changed my avatar so that people wouldn't think I was a GUY. sheesh. I posted up ther somewhere.

woops... pm me chicka.. we have a conspiracy against the guys here

 

[wnt2bBeast]

HELLO!! I even changed my avatar so that people wouldn't think I was a GUY. sheesh. I posted up ther somewhere.

it was all part of my master plan to see more of you lol

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Would you ladies rather have a hockey puck or a #2 pencil? Ok, maybe that's a bit too extreme case of length vs. width.

 

[Lestat]

It's a bit like me going down on her and saying 'mmmm that's a unique aroma', which means your pussy smells like a kilo of shrimp left in the sun for 3 days.

lol! I really laughed out loud at this one!

 

[the-short-one]

Would you ladies rather have a hockey puck or a #2 pencil? Ok, maybe that's a bit too extreme case of length vs. width.

Somewhere in the middle would be good. Seriously - length doesn't really matter (unless of course, you have a hockey puck) . Too long and it hurts.

 

[the-short-one]

it was all part of my master plan to see more of you lol

I'm growing quite fond of you. I love master plans.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

How about some NUMBERS!?!


+ = ^^^

 

[the-short-one]

How about some NUMBERS!?!


+ = ^^^

I've never taken a tape out to measure a guys penis, OK? You're going to have to settle for my estimation which is:

I should be able to wrap my hand around your penis and about and inch or so should stick up above it. If I can wrap two hands around (one on top of the other), we're in trouble. NO PENCIL DICKS.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

I'm growing quite fond of you. I love master plans.

aww ty..

 

[CFZB]

I've never taken a tape out to measure a guys penis, OK? You're going to have to settle for my estimation which is:

I should be able to wrap my hand around your penis and about and inch or so should stick up above it. If I can wrap two hands around (one on top of the other), we're in trouble. NO PENCIL DICKS.

your REALLY comfortable talking about penI huh?