Ladies, serious dating question

[BUBBLES]

BWAAAAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!! I dont think she's waiting for that move!!! haahahahaaa!!
LMAO, Gambino is prolly rolling right now...
OKAY no one let on what tossing salad means mmmkay!!

would it mean taking it in the ass??

 

[Meantime1]

BWAAAAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!! I dont think she's waiting for that move!!! haahahahaaa!!
LMAO, Gambino is prolly rolling right now...
OKAY no one let on what tossing salad means mmmkay!!

Ok CHEEKY MR know it all, DO it all
U tell US what it means

 

[BrothaBill]

would it mean taking it in the ass??

The ass in definitely involved, but theres no catcher in the game. My modesty precludes me from divulging what it actually means. eeewwwww!!

 

[Raina]

It make be time to sit down and have a talk with her. I mean 5 dates? What's wrong with that girl. She should have been doing that before you were even officially dating. Get her a nice card and give it to her over a romantic dinner. Write something sweet like "Hey Girl, I think you're swell. Will you please toss my salad soon? Otherwise I'm moving on". Girls love stuff like that.

 

[BUBBLES]

can someone please tell us what to toss the salad means?
surely she does not have a garden salad up her butt which need to be stirred,,,:worried

 

[BrothaBill]

HAHAHAA!!! I think Hallmark has a whole line of cards for tossing salad moments.
Our love is like a ballad,
will you please toss my salad!

 

[Meantime1]

WHAT THE HELL DOES TOSS MY SALAD MINE
DO U MEAN SEX
DO U MEAN DRINK MY LOAD
I am British soo please help me out

 

[from zero]

It make be time to sit down and have a talk with her. I mean 5 dates? What's wrong with that girl. She should have been doing that before you were even officially dating. Get her a nice card and give it to her over a romantic dinner. Write something sweet like "Hey Girl, I think you're swell. Will you please toss my salad soon? Otherwise I'm moving on". Girls love stuff like that.

Hahahaha.

 

[mrplunkey]

can someone please tell us what to toss the salad means?
surely she does not have a garden salad up her butt which need to be stirred,,,:worried

Tossing a salad is kinda like licking the kitty... but you just go about 2-3 inches further "around the bend"... you pass through the taint to reach your destination ;-)

 

[BUBBLES]

Tossing a salad is kinda like licking the kitty... but you just go about 2-3 inches further "around the bend"... you pass through the taint to reach your destination ;-)

this guy wants to do that after JUST 5 weeks of dating?????