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Kill wife or no?

xxman1 said:
How does it feel when you are on test? I mean, do you want to kill your wife and best friend. Is it possible to control yourself?
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It feels great. And yes... most of us here in the AS forum are unconvicted spousal murderers. I alone have killed two best friends in the past two years and am now looking for another one.


Will you be my friend?





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xxman1 said:
How does it feel when you are on test? I mean, do you want to kill your wife and best friend. Is it possible to control yourself?
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WTF are you talking about bro...on Test I feel like KING....and as far as the wife or GF thing...my GF loves me on test...especially in the bedroom.
 
xxman1 said:
How does it feel when you are on test? I mean, do you want to kill your wife and best friend. Is it possible to control yourself?
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I am very curious as to what you have heard or seen that would make you actually ask a question like this. You do know that you already have test in your body, right? This is a great example of what the media puts out there. :rolleyes:
 
guitrole1 said:
I am very curious as to what you have heard or seen that would make you actually ask a question like this. You do know that you already have test in your body, right? This is a great example of what the media puts out there. :rolleyes:
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In my body test is in low dose, not 250 or 500mg/week
 
xxman1 said:
How does it feel when you are on test? I mean, do you want to kill your wife and best friend. Is it possible to control yourself?
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Absolutely impossible to control yourself when you`re using steroids bro. Every member of this board has killed a wife in the past, some killed their parents and even children... best friends? Nice meat for bbq! :evil:
 
Retabolil2 said:
Absolutely impossible to control yourself when you`re using steroids bro. Every member of this board has killed a wife in the past, some killed their parents and even children... best friends? Nice meat for bbq! :evil:
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LOL! Cheap protein!!
 
Retabolil2 said:
Absolutely impossible to control yourself when you`re using steroids bro. Every member of this board has killed a wife in the past, some killed their parents and even children... best friends? Nice meat for bbq! :evil:
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I tend to agree... although not so much on the parental bar-b-q. I stick to wives and girlfriends and prefer them broiled with a little lemon.


Tastes like chicken
 
i kill people on a bi-weekly basis. sometimes weekly. i cant help it, its the 250 or 500mgs of test that make me do it. i just have no control whatsoever over my actions.
 
LT3 said:
i kill people on a bi-weekly basis. sometimes weekly. i cant help it, its the 250 or 500mgs of test that make me do it. i just have no control whatsoever over my actions.
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Do you think Harold Shipman was on test too?
 
LT3 said:
i kill people on a bi-weekly basis. sometimes weekly. i cant help it, its the 250 or 500mgs of test that make me do it. i just have no control whatsoever over my actions.
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i prefer murder EOD. keeps for more constant blood levels.
 
LT3 said:
i kill people on a bi-weekly basis. sometimes weekly. i cant help it, its the 250 or 500mgs of test that make me do it. i just have no control whatsoever over my actions.
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US courts may be smypethetic to the "I had to much test" defense. I would say up the test and start killing your aunt like "markshark" does. you should be ok.


Please post pics or your results.
 
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narshh said:
US courts may be smypethetic to the "I had to much test" defense. I would say up the test and start killing your aunt like "markshark" does. you should be ok.


Please post pics or your results.
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yea...or an ant, like the bug.
 
Retabolil2 said:
Absolutely impossible to control yourself when you`re using steroids bro. Every member of this board has killed a wife in the past, some killed their parents and even children... best friends? Nice meat for bbq! :evil:
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Ret is right,
Citizen X, AKA Andrei Chikatilo must of been on test. :worried:
 
what the fuck is wrong with you guys?!

I don't find "any" of this funny...........................seriously

Takes the integrity of this board down a BUNCH of notches............

Come on guys
 
sparetire said:
i violently drank a protein shake the other day..
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hahaha.

Im not with itlnstln on this one... this is good shit! Best entertainment ive had all day :qt:

You can tell with posts like this what the perception of steroids is in the average persons eyes. *golf clap* to the media!



Honestly tho... if youre a naturally aggressive person and have a difficult time with anger management, then anabolic steroids will probably make it more difficult for you to control yourself in those times where youre already about to fly of the handle... but putting some test in your ass is not going to make you an instant murderer bud. :Chef:
 
LT3 said:
I tried that, but i found that to be too many pokes. most ill do is m/w/f
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ED is fine just watch your liver values. You don't have to poke them. Up the test, nix the knife and simply use your hands.


Don''t forget the HCG to bring your killer instinct back post cycle.
 
a real killer doesn't need PCT...my natural killer intinct is always peaking!

"SAY HALLO TO MY LILLE FRIEND!"
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see thats the thing bro, im a really nice guy natty, but its the test that makes me a killer, so after a cycle i crash, thats why i need killer pct.
 
xxman1 said:
How does it feel when you are on test? I mean, do you want to kill your wife and best friend. Is it possible to control yourself?
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I can never control my donkey punch while on steriods, everytime i stick it in her ass i have to punch her in the back of the head OMG feels so good, Then i turn around and beat my neighbor cuz he parked in my spot! :verygood: :sperm: :mommakin:
 
markshark said:
i know i got real pissed and beat the shit out of an ant in my kitchen. i wouldve never done anything like that if i wasnt on test.
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HAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!! LMAO!
 
letsrun4it said:
we should start "how to get rid of the body" thread
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I think you're supposed to cut off the fingers and head so the body can't be identified. At least that's what Scott Petersen said.

Or if you don't care, just put it in the trunk of your car and pay some dude to torch the car in the desert. Don't mention the body in the trunk. Note to self-don't be seen on camera at Walmart buying 10 gallons of charcoal lighter with a credit card the night before. Titus retard-style.
 
BigCracker said:
I think you're supposed to cut off the fingers and head so the body can't be identified. At least that's what Scott Petersen said.

Or if you don't care, just put it in the trunk of your car and pay some dude to torch the car in the desert. Don't mention the body in the trunk. Note to self-don't be seen on camera at Walmart buying 10 gallons of charcoal lighter with a credit card the night before. Titus retard-style.
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You have to keep the teeth. My pockets are getting full from all the different sets of teeth I carry with me. :evil:
 
boyer said:
You have to keep the teeth. My pockets are getting full from all the different sets of teeth I carry with me. :evil:
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Make a nice necklace with them. Such accessories are good for picking up new women. To kill later of course....
 
narshh said:
Make a nice necklace with them. Such accessories are good for picking up new women. To kill later of course....
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i say stick your dick in a blender and turn on high!!!! what the hell kind of thread is this i shot myself over 5-hrs ago dont want to kill my wife. i want her to fix me something to eat. yum yum yum. GUNS-A-ROSES SUNG A SONG IT KINDA GOES LIKE THIS ------- YOU F--KING CRAZY ALLRIGHT NOW. THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE DRIED UP RIGHT NOW.
 
swordfish151 said:
WTF are you talking about bro...on Test I feel like KING....and as far as the wife or GF thing...my GF loves me on test...especially in the bedroom.
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I agree with swordfish Test def makes u an animal in the bedroom :chomp: :chomp:
 
blacksabbath1987 said:
i say stick your dick in a blender and turn on high!!!! what the hell kind of thread is this i shot myself over 5-hrs ago dont want to kill my wife. i want her to fix me something to eat. yum yum yum. GUNS-A-ROSES SUNG A SONG IT KINDA GOES LIKE THIS ------- YOU F--KING CRAZY ALLRIGHT NOW. THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE DRIED UP RIGHT NOW.
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:rolleyes: Where do you buy the pg13 black sabbath at?
 
You people make me sick, think of all the people who have actually killed their wife and best friend while on test/tren/halo. You men have no respect.

Would you make fun of a handicap person?
 
Is AMAF back? Or OUO??
 
Has any been around long enough to remeber the AMAF or OUO threads...if you havent seen them...do a search...worth your time.
 
boyer said:
Whats the ouo thread? Is it the guy injecting into his butthole?
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Yeah, the O-Ring advice was just one of many. There is some funny stuff out there.
 
I thought so. Some funny shit there. Although I think the post of the year so far had to be Indy's about cracking the whip in the thread about polfa getting the boot.
 
I usally kill them first and marry them after. It's more settling to know they won't be spending my protein money.;)
 
swordfish151 said:
WTF are you talking about bro...on Test I feel like KING....and as far as the wife or GF thing...my GF loves me on test...especially in the bedroom.
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an what happens after cycle? no sex for mounth?
 
BigCracker said:
Tyrone was ripped huh?

Did you see Boondock Saints? A Snatch fan should love it.
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I have not seen it but i will keep an eye out for it. Thanks

Tyrone, what a get away driver lol.

If you like Snatch, Watch "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" if you have not seen it already, its a must, and "The Business" starring: Danny Dyer, Tamer Hassan

You wont be disappointed.
 
Killa killa more killin killin fo killa killa.
whats my name killa who i be with killas, what them bitches say killa killa killa. hell yea i kill women and children on dbol, and test i only kill left handed midgets.
 
Spare none. Kill all if thats what makes you feel good. Or just try beating off in her panty droor you might be sexually frustrated. If it were me I'd just smoke more weed and chill and eat.
 
I never thought this thread would make it this far.... wow. lol :p
 
well, did you kill her yet....whatcha waiting on....
 
I dunno. Yesterday some slut tried to cut in front of me in the checkout line at Mervyn's. I hit her with my purse, kicked her in the shins and scratched her face with my nails. Taught that bitch who not to fuck with while shopping for Wonderbras.
 
BigCracker said:
I dunno. Yesterday some slut tried to cut in front of me in the checkout line at Mervyn's. I hit her with my purse, kicked her in the shins and scratched her face with my nails. Taught that bitch who not to fuck with while shopping for Wonderbras.
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aaaah...i see...you're just pissed and wanna kill everybody because you have gyno. the wonderbra will just make it look worse bro. :p
 
Castro_bigdog said:
I dont know about you bro, But my wife injoys it LOL.... :qt:
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you mean enjoys you being on test or you trying to kill her. in this thread...you may wanna be a bit more specific. :evil:
 
Jdevlin1985 said:
Look, if you include HGH aswell, you will grow a second head. Then you can murder her in style.
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NOT ONLY THAT!! But you gain an inch to 2 inches on yer PECKER!! :heart:
 
turbogreek said:
you mean enjoys you being on test or you trying to kill her. in this thread...you may wanna be a bit more specific. :evil:
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He is on test.... of course he is trying to kill her. I have run out of people to kill because of AS. I going to get a new one. The fat ones are easy to get.






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narshh said:
He is on test.... of course he is trying to kill her. I have run out of people to kill because of AS. I going to get a new one. The fat ones are easy to get.
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god bless 'em
 
turbogreek said:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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It's official then. My slave name is Big Cracker, but my rap name is Sug White. West Si-eeeeed!

It's a hard life here for a pimp. Where my hos at? Any bitches holdin' out $$$ on me get their moneymaker whipped with my pimp switch. (a bunched up coat hanger dipped in vaseline and salt)
 
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