Kill that Shit! (an embarrasing gym moment

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

I was doing heavy leg presses, I mean REALLY baring down hard, when all of a sudden I let out the loudest ass rattling fart that had ever left my body. I mean loud like you could hear it echo throught the weightroom. Right next to me were these two extremely hot, barely in their 20's girls were doing hack squats and they start laughing at me. This really pissed me off because sometimes people fart, even these two gym bunnies. So as I walked by them to get a drink of water I let out another one that was even louder than the first. As soon as I let it go, I said, "God that felt good!"

Depending on how much protein you were taking in I don't even wanna know what that smelled like lol

 

[Foxxxy]

Was squatting really heavy next to some gorgeous woman. I've Never farted so loud in my life, and it was the stinkiest fart ever. Whole gym left. There aren't any windows, and its not very big. Everyone just left............

 

[rich_89]

I once grunted (like you sometimes do when benchpressing) but for some reason i still don't know why, it came out really high pitched, like a squeal lol. Think i had a bit of dry saliva like gone thick and made a funny noise.

Suffice it to say i was embarrased. But not for too long as i was fucking killing it!

 

[bluetoolpaul]

damn, mine's no where near as good as these. I was doing tbar rows thursday w/ my makeshift t bar. i just lay an olympic bar down and load the one side and put a plate over the other one. I've done this countless times. A personal trainer was working out w/ his client right by me doing pressdowns. His client wasn't hot, but petite and pretty enough to atleast make you check her out. Well, during my 2nd set w/ 4 45's my lower back went, it was like a pop or pull or something. being the brainiac i am i finished up the set, walked off the pain and proceeded to my next heavier set. The trainer (aaron, good guy) looks at me and after seeing me in pain goes "paul, you sure that's a good idea,you look like that last set hurt" I said, 'no worries' i then proceeded to lift the bar, drop all the weight and then the bar bc the 45 plate i use to hold the other end down didn't hold. well, color me stupid, now him and his client are looking at me to see if im ok, i was kind of in shock bc i've never ever had the weight fall like that , so undaunted, i pile the weights on again. Once again, i drop all the weights and the bar falls as well. Ok, by this time i'm pissed. I was hell bent on finishing my sets so i go over to the girl behind the counter who is also a friend and happens to be on crutches bc she broke her foot. I said "sarah, i need your help for a second' she says 'paul, there is no way i can spot you" i say "i only need u to use ur foot to keep the bar in place' 'paul, i only have one foot right now' i say "lets use the good one then'. So, now it's the tall guy in the gym(me) walking funny w/ the cripple girl helping him to do his sets. Aaron and his client are politely ignoring me at this point since they were raised well enough not to make fun of people who are either obviously mentally deficient or insane.

 

[stevesmi]

most embarassing moment was doing cleans...

i can't remember how much it was probably like 200ish, but i was worn out and i went to clean the bar and got really low and one knee went onto the ground.. so now i am holding this weight with 1 knee on the ground and i don't have the strength to lift my knee up so i am just holding it there. my only option was to drop the weight down onto the ground but with no mat under me i knew it would make a shitload of noise... i was too much of a pussy to call for help so i kept trying to get up and everytime i would try i would fail.. so finally i said fuck it and I dropped the weight and it made a crazy noise and shook the wall in front of me.

the GM and another sales guy there came running over and yelled at me and said if i did that again i would have my membership revoked in front of everyone there. pretty embarssing situation. after that i kept writing the owner of the gym and begging him to put in a thick mat somewhere so we could do deads, cleans, jerks etc without worrying about the weight hitting the ground.. 2 years later he finally listened and they put it in.

 

[hd heritage]

Good lord this is letting me end a 12hr work day nearly in tears!!! Hilarious wth!!! Radar...I like your taste in music bro. Bout the worst moment I can think of, bout 20yrs ago I was doing incline barbell presses, working out alone &.....yep u guessed it....went for one rep too many & couldnt get the bar off my chest. had to holler for help lol. Guy came over & pulled it off me, we both laughed like hell. Actually started working out together after that. Luckily the gym wasnt real crowded. It was still humiliating tho.

 

[RADAR]

maybe monday i should walk in there dressed as a clown

 

[dmk777]

Lmao that's funny bro. You know on our gun wall we have a big sign that says no grunting in the gym is it offends other member haha. I pay £35 per month to work my arse off if I need to grunt I'm grunting £35 worth a month hahaha

 

[stevesmi]

^^^ my old gym you couldn't grunt but this new one you are allowed apparently.. only thing they don't want people dropping weights or abusing equipment which is understandable. grunting is actually a good way to breathe so it should be allowed but no one should go overboard with it, hell you have music playing up top and most people have music devices in their ears so we don't ear it anyway.

 

[RADAR]

kI thing gym should have lenegcy after all its not an old folks home,