Kill that Shit! (an embarrasing gym moment

[RADAR]

Well today was my First week going all out in the Gym ,I arrived at 4pm "Great" it was empty, so i went into superset mode.
At this time i was running 70mgs of Turnabol and a Gram of Test enanthate, I had that Kill that Shit attitude the moment i walked in the door,now i'm not sure if it was the Tbol or the 2 scoops of N2KTS and a caffeine tab that did it, but after 45 minutes in, i went into Triceps, after 6 sets i maxed the machine out, so i put on my weight belt with a chain to hold the 35lb plate on,(and to help hold me down) got a longer pin so i could put a 45 lb plate on the machine, I was repping 195 using the v rope for tri pull downs, after the 8 th set it stalled on me halfway down,i gritted my teeth ,thought to myself you're not getting away from me bitch, I had my earplugs on and molly hatchett was playing running with the devil, i was in my own little world, i slowly fought it inch by inch until i was finally was able to lock out,i held it until i felt like my Tri's were gonna explode, that was it! I just had to drop it, In my victory i hollered "Good Lawd almighty,Someone call my momma" not realising that some more members had came in ,after that outburst i opened my eyes and it looked like someone had hit the pause button,except they were looking at me, I was Like Holy Crap!I'm usually a quiet guy but not this time it was kinna embarrasing since ladies were present also.

Anyone else have a gym moment like this,if so lets here it!

 

[kiai]

same happened with me last week on heavy squats I'm usually very quite at the gym but once I got to 160kg squat I really had a very loud grunt at the 15th rep. needless to say everybody was looking to me at the gym.

 

[RADAR]

When i go for a super heavy squat ,i can't help it but to roar! we're talking over 450 here and up

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

Well today was my First week going all out in the Gym ,I arrived at 4pm "Great" it was empty, so i went into superset mode.
At this time i was running 70mgs of Turnabol and a Gram of Test enanthate, I had that Kill that Shit attitude the moment i walked in the door,now i'm not sure if it was the Tbol or the 2 scoops of N2KTS and a caffeine tab that did it, but after 45 minutes in, i went into Triceps, after 6 sets i maxed the machine out, so i put on my weight belt with a chain to hold the 35lb plate on,(and to help hold me down) got a longer pin so i could put a 45 lb plate on the machine, I was repping 195 using the v rope for tri pull downs, after the 8 th set it stalled on me halfway down,i gritted my teeth ,thought to myself you're not getting away from me bitch, I had my earplugs on and molly hatchett was playing running with the devil, i was in my own little world, i slowly fought it inch by inch until i was finally was able to lock out,i held it until i felt like my Tri's were gonna explode, that was it! I just had to drop it, In my victory i hollered "Good Lawd almighty,Someone call my momma" not realising that some more members had came in ,after that outburst i opened my eyes and it looked like someone had hit the pause button,except they were looking at me, I was Like Holy Crap!I'm usually a quiet guy but not this time it was kinna embarrasing since ladies were present also.

Anyone else have a gym moment like this,if so lets here it!

God I'm gonna be laughing at this all day. Theres an older guy at my gym (prolly in his 70s) who shows up every now and then like he's on speed. He's a tiny guy but runs around from machine to machine and very loud. He was squatting on the smith machine with a plate on each side screaming like it was about to be his last breathe. Everyone always has to stop and see what's going on or if he's ok. I'm used to it now but still makes me smirk the whole time he's lifting. Don't matter what he's working out he's loud every rep every time

 

[kiai]

same thing here on the last few reps, can't help it but to push air out with a loud roar too. and once I rack that weight I feel like blacking out good times !

 

[RADAR]

a few yrs back i was doing leg presses i had 12 45's on the machine after i repped it out i stopped to rest,it was july and hot outside,While i was resting the AC was blowing on me man! it felt good, guess What? i fell asleep,now here i'm laying half way sideways i finally wake up to find at least 8-10 members standing there looking at me, I had gotten so Quiet they came to see if i was ok!lol!

 

[rustilldown]

a few yrs back i was doing leg presses i had 12 45's on the machine after i repped it out i stopped to rest,it was july and hot outside,While i was resting the AC was blowing on me man! it felt good, guess What? i fell asleep,now here i'm laying half way sideways i finally wake up to find at least 8-10 members standing there looking at me, I had gotten so Quiet they came to see if i was ok!lol!

Epic stories! Lol I'll be chuckling at the gym today when I leg press buddy of mine shit his pants squatting lol it was awesome!.. Well for me anyways

 

[bluetwistedsteel67]

I was doing heavy leg presses, I mean REALLY baring down hard, when all of a sudden I let out the loudest ass rattling fart that had ever left my body. I mean loud like you could hear it echo throught the weightroom. Right next to me were these two extremely hot, barely in their 20's girls were doing hack squats and they start laughing at me. This really pissed me off because sometimes people fart, even these two gym bunnies. So as I walked by them to get a drink of water I let out another one that was even louder than the first. As soon as I let it go, I said, "God that felt good!"

 

[gatemoney]

I was doing heavy leg presses, I mean REALLY baring down hard, when all of a sudden I let out the loudest ass rattling fart that had ever left my body. I mean loud like you could hear it echo throught the weightroom. Right next to me were these two extremely hot, barely in their 20's girls were doing hack squats and they start laughing at me. This really pissed me off because sometimes people fart, even these two gym bunnies. So as I walked by them to get a drink of water I let out another one that was even louder than the first. As soon as I let it go, I said, "God that felt good!"

ROFLMAO
nice!

 

[Sprintz]

2 weeks ago I was doing a legs/back workout. It was my first time doing heavy squats in 10+ months. I did squats and lat pulldowns to failure for a superset then powercleans straight into a machine row.... finished my set on the Hammer Strength row machine and then i just threw up all over myself. White v-neck was ruined and i mopped the floor and cleaned the machine for a good 10 minutes. while people were watching me lol

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

I was doing heavy leg presses, I mean REALLY baring down hard, when all of a sudden I let out the loudest ass rattling fart that had ever left my body. I mean loud like you could hear it echo throught the weightroom. Right next to me were these two extremely hot, barely in their 20's girls were doing hack squats and they start laughing at me. This really pissed me off because sometimes people fart, even these two gym bunnies. So as I walked by them to get a drink of water I let out another one that was even louder than the first. As soon as I let it go, I said, "God that felt good!"

Depending on how much protein you were taking in I don't even wanna know what that smelled like lol

 

[Foxxxy]

Was squatting really heavy next to some gorgeous woman. I've Never farted so loud in my life, and it was the stinkiest fart ever. Whole gym left. There aren't any windows, and its not very big. Everyone just left............

 

[rich_89]

I once grunted (like you sometimes do when benchpressing) but for some reason i still don't know why, it came out really high pitched, like a squeal lol. Think i had a bit of dry saliva like gone thick and made a funny noise.

Suffice it to say i was embarrased. But not for too long as i was fucking killing it!

 

[bluetoolpaul]

damn, mine's no where near as good as these. I was doing tbar rows thursday w/ my makeshift t bar. i just lay an olympic bar down and load the one side and put a plate over the other one. I've done this countless times. A personal trainer was working out w/ his client right by me doing pressdowns. His client wasn't hot, but petite and pretty enough to atleast make you check her out. Well, during my 2nd set w/ 4 45's my lower back went, it was like a pop or pull or something. being the brainiac i am i finished up the set, walked off the pain and proceeded to my next heavier set. The trainer (aaron, good guy) looks at me and after seeing me in pain goes "paul, you sure that's a good idea,you look like that last set hurt" I said, 'no worries' i then proceeded to lift the bar, drop all the weight and then the bar bc the 45 plate i use to hold the other end down didn't hold. well, color me stupid, now him and his client are looking at me to see if im ok, i was kind of in shock bc i've never ever had the weight fall like that , so undaunted, i pile the weights on again. Once again, i drop all the weights and the bar falls as well. Ok, by this time i'm pissed. I was hell bent on finishing my sets so i go over to the girl behind the counter who is also a friend and happens to be on crutches bc she broke her foot. I said "sarah, i need your help for a second' she says 'paul, there is no way i can spot you" i say "i only need u to use ur foot to keep the bar in place' 'paul, i only have one foot right now' i say "lets use the good one then'. So, now it's the tall guy in the gym(me) walking funny w/ the cripple girl helping him to do his sets. Aaron and his client are politely ignoring me at this point since they were raised well enough not to make fun of people who are either obviously mentally deficient or insane.

 

[stevesmi]

most embarassing moment was doing cleans...

i can't remember how much it was probably like 200ish, but i was worn out and i went to clean the bar and got really low and one knee went onto the ground.. so now i am holding this weight with 1 knee on the ground and i don't have the strength to lift my knee up so i am just holding it there. my only option was to drop the weight down onto the ground but with no mat under me i knew it would make a shitload of noise... i was too much of a pussy to call for help so i kept trying to get up and everytime i would try i would fail.. so finally i said fuck it and I dropped the weight and it made a crazy noise and shook the wall in front of me.

the GM and another sales guy there came running over and yelled at me and said if i did that again i would have my membership revoked in front of everyone there. pretty embarssing situation. after that i kept writing the owner of the gym and begging him to put in a thick mat somewhere so we could do deads, cleans, jerks etc without worrying about the weight hitting the ground.. 2 years later he finally listened and they put it in.

 

[hd heritage]

Good lord this is letting me end a 12hr work day nearly in tears!!! Hilarious wth!!! Radar...I like your taste in music bro. Bout the worst moment I can think of, bout 20yrs ago I was doing incline barbell presses, working out alone &.....yep u guessed it....went for one rep too many & couldnt get the bar off my chest. had to holler for help lol. Guy came over & pulled it off me, we both laughed like hell. Actually started working out together after that. Luckily the gym wasnt real crowded. It was still humiliating tho.

 

[RADAR]

maybe monday i should walk in there dressed as a clown

 

[dmk777]

Lmao that's funny bro. You know on our gun wall we have a big sign that says no grunting in the gym is it offends other member haha. I pay £35 per month to work my arse off if I need to grunt I'm grunting £35 worth a month hahaha

 

[stevesmi]

^^^ my old gym you couldn't grunt but this new one you are allowed apparently.. only thing they don't want people dropping weights or abusing equipment which is understandable. grunting is actually a good way to breathe so it should be allowed but no one should go overboard with it, hell you have music playing up top and most people have music devices in their ears so we don't ear it anyway.

 

[RADAR]

kI thing gym should have lenegcy after all its not an old folks home,

 

[rich_89]

Good lord this is letting me end a 12hr work day nearly in tears!!! Hilarious wth!!! Radar...I like your taste in music bro. Bout the worst moment I can think of, bout 20yrs ago I was doing incline barbell presses, working out alone &.....yep u guessed it....went for one rep too many & couldnt get the bar off my chest. had to holler for help lol. Guy came over & pulled it off me, we both laughed like hell. Actually started working out together after that. Luckily the gym wasnt real crowded. It was still humiliating tho.

Hahaha this is the worst feeling ever. This happens to me i'd say at least once a month though, cos i refuse to pussy out and not lift big cos im on my own. It should happen to you if your killing it!! I sometimes retreat to the smith when alone, but not often.

Really fucking embarrassing though to say the least. But once it happened to me and the guy who came to rescue me could not lift the bar up lol. We looked like a right set of dickheads lol.

 

[needtogetaas]

Ya when I used to be broke (long as time ago) I could only afford a gym membership at planet fitness ( pussy ass bitch gym) and so this is where I always worked out.
One day I was doing my dead lifts as always and trying like hell not to make to much noise dropping the weights ( cause again its a pussy gym)... Well I got up to my top weight as always and this time said fuck it. I'm feeling strong, beastdroled the fuck out. Lets slap on 20's on each side and see what I can do. I pulled that shit up but it took every last once of strength I had. By the time I got that bitch up and locked out I forgot who I was nevermind where I was. So naturally I let that puppy go. 650lb of steal makes a really big noise when it hits the ground and there is nothing but hard floor under it lol.. So of course the bitch ass lunk alarm goes off and everyone is looking at me. Gym Manager comes over and says I have to leave. bitches

 

[bluetoolpaul]

Fuck planet fitness. They should just cater to the puss and geriatric crowd. How the fuck do u lift 650 being quiet???

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[needtogetaas]

Wife will prob kill me for this one.

Ok another time I am working out. Doing standing DB presses I think. Anyway the gyms got a huge mirror that spans the entire gym. Im looking at my self as always when out of the corner of my eye I see this girl stretching or doing something on the mat. Could not have been more than 18 if that, young and super rocket bod. So Ya Im looking ( no harm in that right) when all of a sudden shes doing something ( cant remember) But wam I can see her snat. Like all out 100% of it full snat shot right through her shorts and she's not wearing any panties.

Ok so I'm on tuns of test, tren, eq juice the hell out. I'm eye to eye with young hot snat and ya know what happens next. I'm wearing thin sweats and yup major erection and I know like 5-10 people saw that shit before I did the old pop it out the top of the pants trick lmao... You know the one where ya pull that shit up and let the stretch band on the sweats hold it up lmao.. So yup I'm dumb enough to attempt another standing DB press with my dick popping out the top of my pants . Then a feel the cold breeze on it and I know its exposed. Guess my shirt was not long enough lmao... Dont know if anyone saw me but I dropped the weights and went home.

 

[TheSVPdeal]

When I go all out on heavy sets like squats and deads, I get that "I'm gonna puke feeling" afterward. Since I HATE puking, I usually have to sit or lay down and relax until it passes. One time, I was at that point. I told myself that if I could just get to my car that I could pass out there if I had to. As I was stumbling out of the gym doors, I can see my car but realize the last 50 yards aint' gonna happen. I ended up laying on the curb,sweating my balls off, pale as fuck. I laid there for 15 minutes like I was dying in front of the gym. All these people were coming over to me asking if I was ok. I sounded like a drunk saying, "I'm fine! Leave me alone". . .LOL

 

[bluetoolpaul]

Wife will prob kill me for this one.

Ok another time I am working out. Doing standing DB presses I think. Anyway the gyms got a huge mirror that spans the entire gym. Im looking at my self as always when out of the corner of my eye I see this girl stretching or doing something on the mat. Could not have been more than 18 if that, young and super rocket bod. So Ya Im looking ( no harm in that right) when all of a sudden shes doing something ( cant remember) But wam I can see her snat. Like all out 100% of it full snat shot right through her shorts and she's not wearing any panties.

Ok so I'm on tuns of test, tren, eq juice the hell out. I'm eye to eye with young hot snat and ya know what happens next. I'm wearing thin sweats and yup major erection and I know like 5-10 people saw that shit before I did the old pop it out the top of the pants trick lmao... You know the one where ya pull that shit up and let the stretch band on the sweats hold it up lmao.. So yup I'm dumb enough to attempt another standing DB press with my dick popping out the top of my pants . Then a feel the cold breeze on it and I know its exposed. Guess my shirt was not long enough lmao... Dont know if anyone saw me but I dropped the weights and went home.

Priceless!!!!!!!! I haven't popped wood in the gym for quite sometime..shit. I remember checking out this chick , and I was doing calf raises. She was laid out on the bench doing leg curls and I thought I was being sly checking her out and that she didn't notice me. Well, obviously she did and after herset looked at me like I was super perv.. Luckily I made friends w/ her later and she was then all too glad to show me different moves after she found out I was in a relationship. Always had skin tight wrkout gear on too, damn I wish she was still at my gym.

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[C0LUMB0]

Well today was my First week going all out in the Gym ,I arrived at 4pm "Great" it was empty, so i went into superset mode.
At this time i was running 70mgs of Turnabol and a Gram of Test enanthate, I had that Kill that Shit attitude the moment i walked in the door,now i'm not sure if it was the Tbol or the 2 scoops of N2KTS and a caffeine tab that did it, but after 45 minutes in, i went into Triceps, after 6 sets i maxed the machine out, so i put on my weight belt with a chain to hold the 35lb plate on,(and to help hold me down) got a longer pin so i could put a 45 lb plate on the machine, I was repping 195 using the v rope for tri pull downs, after the 8 th set it stalled on me halfway down,i gritted my teeth ,thought to myself you're not getting away from me bitch, I had my earplugs on and molly hatchett was playing running with the devil, i was in my own little world, i slowly fought it inch by inch until i was finally was able to lock out,i held it until i felt like my Tri's were gonna explode, that was it! I just had to drop it, In my victory i hollered "Good Lawd almighty,Someone call my momma" not realising that some more members had came in ,after that outburst i opened my eyes and it looked like someone had hit the pause button,except they were looking at me, I was Like Holy Crap!I'm usually a quiet guy but not this time it was kinna embarrasing since ladies were present also.

Anyone else have a gym moment like this,if so lets here it!

Holy shit , I nearly fell off my seat laughing at this RADAR !
its as funny as the time you were having a rest while on the leg press machine with your eyes closed and woke up with a crowd around you thinking you were dead . ..olololllol ( dam i just realised you already told that story in this thread )