Just walked into living room, my roommate had a dude grinding in his lap WTF MAN?!

[AAP]

Now hes cooking some gourmet meal to get my mind off it.

Ok, he is REALLY gay.

 

[spin721]

Lock your door at night! Don't let that queer try some freaky shizzznit when you are asleep!

 

[TheChosen1]

I wouldn't mind him being gay, thats his business. BUT I would kick his ass out for doing coke in my apartment. If shit went down, YOU could get in trouble for it as well. I would find a new roommate.

C3 is right.

If shit went down, he and his "friend" would probably tell the cops that it's your Coke and your ass is grass then.

Spin's got a point there. You better lock your door. You might wake up one morning with his head in your lap.

 

[Y_lifter]

Time for a new couch...

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Unless the guy is jumping you in the shower, I see no need for weapons.

 

[AAP]

You might wake up one morning with his head in your lap.

He would only be imagining it.


(amazing how this dude just casually plays it off and makes anamd doubt his own eye sight. LOL)

 

[anabolicmd]

I wouldn't mind him being gay, thats his business. BUT I would kick his ass out for doing coke in my apartment. If shit went down, YOU could get in trouble for it as well. I would find a new roommate.

Well, looks like I shouldnt have just bolted for my room because when I came out everything was straightened up. Hes swearing up and down that it was just a couch-wrestle and nothing more. He offered to have me sit in his lap and wrestle, to see if he'd get hard or excited. I dont know if that would prove anything as Im a big guy and the other dude was skinny, I may not be his type.

 

[from zero]

He offered to have me sit in his lap and wrestle, to see if he'd get hard or excited.

Um.

He's gay. Plain and simple.

If you are uncomfortable with it, tell him to keep it in his room.

 

[from zero]

Well he just keeps on denying it. This guy is real good at arguing, he makes me out to be a paranoid homophobe.

Tell him to pack his bags, and that you don't want to room with a liar. Seriously.

 

[anabolicmd]

Um.

He's gay. Plain and simple.

If you are uncomfortable with it, tell him to keep it in his room.

Well he just keeps on denying it. This guy is real good at arguing, he makes me out to be a paranoid homophobe.