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Johnnny - Really man, what's up?

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Dude, I mean WHY? You came here from another board and started pulling the same stunts. Now you on another board acting like no one knows who you are. A lot of our members also post over there. You can't fool them.

And those dudes are not even half as nice as we are. Their chat forum doesn't have any rules. If you thought we were bad for having a satanic cult on hand, well.. they have a GAY satanic cult over there.
 
string_bean00 said:
The former.



Iron Trybe would probably like him, actually.


Johnathan is over on 'ology. Last I saw, he was doing quite well for himself, considering where he was. We were way harsher on him here by a long shot.



:cow:
 
I mean, really.

You know it would be different if he was trying this at wannabebig or bbing.com or something where few to little of our members go. Heck, even the Gardening Forum.
But, damn. It ain't gonna work somewhere all their members read our board anyway.

Just watch, Biggie gonna ban the fuck out of him. They don't play around with nonsense like that over there.
 
compared to whats going on here today i love Johnny
 
I have no idea who this johnny guy is or why theres so much attention surrounding him on this board. Someone fill me in right quick.
 
superdave said:
I have no idea who this johnny guy is or why theres so much attention surrounding him on this board. Someone fill me in right quick.

Consider yourself lucky. This is definitely a case of "ignorance is bliss".
 
I wondered why he stopped posting on here today. Then I see why. He been over there all day.
 
Johnny crushed my faith in humanity.

But he was a handsome devil
 
jaded said:
:lmao:

Johnnny needs mental help


lol

I think Johnnny need to get laid.
 
Frisky said:
lol

I think Johnnny need to get laid.

LOL
the closest johnnny should get to having people touch him is when the men in the white uniforms approach him with the strait jacket ;)
 
Frisky said:
lol

I think Johnnny need to get laid.


Why the hell would you encourage him to reproduce :rolleyes:

;)
 
JerseyArt said:
Why the hell would you encourage him to reproduce :rolleyes:

;)

I'm not worried about that... I doubt johnnny boy's sperm has the balls to fight each other to make it to the egg..... DUH!













J/K :qt:
 
Frisky said:
lol

I think Johnnny need to get laid.

He got laid this past weekend, he made a very creeepy thread about it too, it was moved to ETS forum.
If you want to hear about him pleasuring kitty for twenty minutes I can post a link, also he said that he had sex for 45minutes in five positions, "no kidding I could last for 45minutes" he said LOL, a must read.
 
BrothaBill said:
He got laid this past weekend, he made a very creeepy thread about it too, it was moved to ETS forum.
If you want to hear about him pleasuring kitty for twenty minutes I can post a link, also he said that he had sex for 45minutes in five positions, "no kidding I could last for 45minutes" he said LOL, a must read.

JUST 45mins...... I am not impressed
 
BrothaBill said:
He got laid this past weekend, he made a very creeepy thread about it too, it was moved to ETS forum.
If you want to hear about him pleasuring kitty for twenty minutes I can post a link, also he said that he had sex for 45minutes in five positions, "no kidding I could last for 45minutes" he said LOL, a must read.


I had to go find that thread and now I have a question.

What is a "tongue person?" Does she bring another person just to lick or what? :confused:

Johnnny said:
I pleasured her kitty orally for about 20mins non stop, & she orally returned the favor for about 20mins. Not to mention she had a tongue person to add to it.


:insane:
 
Frisky:
JUST 45mins...... I am not impressed

Why would you say that? Thats not very nice. Its been a long time since Ive been intimate with a woman so I think that me lasting 45minutes is very good considering.

I havent been with a woman since I broke up with my gf of 2.5 years and now I know how much I missed it. I feel alive. I now know it feels to be in a loveless marriage.
 
Jaded:


Why would you laugh, I think that you would be happy for me, I would be happy for you.

I'M ALIVE AGAIN. The last 2 weeks have been the best especially last night. But not it's not permanent as she made it clear she just wants to be f^ck friends & hang out.


Forgive me if I appear to be bragging, but the last 2 weeks have been the best times I've had in about a 14 months b/c of my Gf situation you guys know about "lack of intimacy"

I was having one of the most incredible times I've had in about 14 months with this female friend of mine I met through a friend.

She's made it perfectly clear she doesn't want anything more than just being friends & having our fun as she ended a 4yr relationship with her BF.

But I will tell she's helped me remember what great sex is really like.

Just incredible.

I pleasured her kitty orally for about 20mins non stop, & she orally returned the favor for about 20mins. Not to mention she had a tongue person to add to it.

We then pleasured eachother for about 45mins straight in 5 positions. No joke I was able to last 45mins straight.


I'm sure this may appear as bragging to some ppl, but I've up until my GF & I broke up, for the longest time she made me feel trapped & I tried many times to talk to her about our problems but she is stubborn & can't accept criticism.

But I just had to tell you guys b/c this friend has made me feel alive again. Now I know what it's like to be stuck in a relationship w/o intimacy & I feel really bad for those married couples who haven't had sex with eachother for yrs who eventually cheat on eachother or at least 1 spouse does.

I cannot be in a relationship that doesn't have physical intimacy, I also need good communication & honesty, but I'm a physical person & need to be able to express that with a female I care about.
 
BrothaBill said:
Jaded:



Why would you laugh, I think that you would be happy for me, I would be happy for you.

I'M ALIVE AGAIN. The last 2 weeks have been the best especially last night. But not it's not permanent as she made it clear she just wants to be f^ck friends & hang out.


Forgive me if I appear to be bragging, but the last 2 weeks have been the best times I've had in about a 14 months b/c of my Gf situation you guys know about "lack of intimacy"

I was having one of the most incredible times I've had in about 14 months with this female friend of mine I met through a friend.

She's made it perfectly clear she doesn't want anything more than just being friends & having our fun as she ended a 4yr relationship with her BF.

But I will tell she's helped me remember what great sex is really like.

Just incredible.

I pleasured her kitty orally for about 20mins non stop, & she orally returned the favor for about 20mins. Not to mention she had a tongue person to add to it.

We then pleasured eachother for about 45mins straight in 5 positions. No joke I was able to last 45mins straight.


I'm sure this may appear as bragging to some ppl, but I've up until my GF & I broke up, for the longest time she made me feel trapped & I tried many times to talk to her about our problems but she is stubborn & can't accept criticism.

But I just had to tell you guys b/c this friend has made me feel alive again. Now I know what it's like to be stuck in a relationship w/o intimacy & I feel really bad for those married couples who haven't had sex with eachother for yrs who eventually cheat on eachother or at least 1 spouse does.

I cannot be in a relationship that doesn't have physical intimacy, I also need good communication & honesty, but I'm a physical person & need to be able to express that with a female I care about.

OMG

I'm so confused :confused:
 
AAP:
what is a tongue person?

Sorry AAP, I meant to say tongue piercing, I type fast as I do data entry for now until I enter computer school. Im hoping that will turn into a career.


Wootoom:
wont you come on home home. were woriied

Wootoom, could you please stop with that song, I dont know why you say that to me all the time.


Jaded:
If you have sex with Johnnny, you're also having sex with his other personality - Roy22.

Jaded I know I made up the trip about Greece, but Im not making up that my friend was Roy22. He is a good friend and Ive known him for several years.

He and I go to church religiously and Im working on being a better person b/c of him.

I read my bible every night at least I try to read 2-3 pages every couple of nights. I just finished Genesis, Exodus and Leviticus.

So I dont have split personalities and he was just a friend and he was posting from his gym. He has a similar IP addy as me as he has the same service and is close to my location.
 
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please sing along here we go


johnny dee dee dee dee dee dee were sorry wont you come on home were worried. what is wrong in my life that i must get drunk everynight

chorus
johnny dee dee dee dee dee dee dee were worried
 
Wootoom:
please sing along here we go


johnny dee dee dee dee dee dee were sorry wont you come on home were worried. what is wrong in my life that i must get drunk everynight

chorus
johnny dee dee dee dee dee dee dee were worried


Whats really funny is that I actually have that album on tape, used to be one of my favorite songs. That is so old LOL, I had the video on a vcr tape and I used to watch it all the time. I can picture that video and the leader singer right now.

I didnt much care about the rest of the album but I really like that song with what I think was a trumpet played by that white guy.

I didnt think the album she drives me crazy was very good in comparison to the Johnnny song. It was 'alright', catchy tunes and all.
 
BrothaBill said:
Wootoom:



Whats really funny is that I actually have that album on tape, used to be one of my favorite songs. That is so old LOL, I had the video on a vcr tape and I used to watch it all the time. I can picture that video and the leader singer right now.

I didnt much care about the rest of the album but I really like that song with what I think was a trumpet played by that white guy.

I didnt think the album she drives me crazy was very good in comparison to the Johnnny song. It was 'alright', catchy tunes and all.
lmao lmao. that guys mouth is sooo huge. hes funny looking. thats my favorite 80s song.
 
Wootoom:
lmao lmao. that guys mouth is sooo huge. hes funny looking. thats my favorite 80s song.

HELL Yeah!! Thats prolly my favorite too, actually prolly the only song with a trumpet that I liked.

Awesome song, but could you please stop saying that to me?
 
BrothaBill said:
Wootoom:


HELL Yeah!! Thats prolly my favorite too, actually prolly the only song with a trumpet that I liked.

Awesome song, but could you please stop saying that to me?
i will never stop. sorry
 
BrothaBill said:
JuicedMohawk:


Take a freakin guess LMAO!!! hahahaaa

you still have a good week or so to play.. some people will never get it..

And you know i caught on really quick earlier this am *wink*
 
JuicedMohawk:
lol, quit accusing me of being altericious. lol.

Youre never really around when Johnnny is..hmmmmm why is that?
Sorta like how Clark Kent never gets to meet Superman. Dont try and deny it.
 
what is wrong in my life that i must get drunk everynight. im downloading that friggin song as... we.... speak!!!
 
Frisky:
you still have a good week or so to play.. some people will never get it..

And you know i caught on really quick earlier this am *wink*

Geeezzz, what I have to do to announce it LOL. hahahaa
I said it flat out on like four threads LMAO, no one ever takes Brothabill seriously.
 
BrothaBill said:
Frisky:
you still have a good week or so to play.. some people will never get it..

And you know i caught on really quick earlier this am *wink*

Geeezzz, what I have to do to announce it LOL. hahahaa
I said it flat out on like four threads LMAO, no one ever takes Brothabill seriously.

lol

trust me....... there will be some <insert name here> lost people that just won't get it.

no names, but I am sure you can pick them out.. lol
 
Frisky said:
lol

trust me....... there will be some <insert name here> lost people that just won't get it.

no names, but I am sure you can pick them out.. lol
lol. the thing you dont get, is that brothabill has tried to lead me off the trail several times. lol. i had the answer pegged several days ago.
 
juicedmohawk said:
lol. the thing you dont get, is that brothabill has tried to lead me off the trail several times. lol. i had the answer pegged several days ago.

I haven't been around for a couple of days, but I got him early this morning.

;)
 
juicedmohawk said:
lol he's throwing me for a loop again.


I think he is actually just BBF.

lol

I am Jonnny you fools :worried:
 
Frisky said:
lol

I am Jonnny you fools :worried:

I knew it all along. Nice try, but we could see right through the facade. Frisky and Johnnny just have way too many similarities, in personality, writing, and otherwise. Good one though. :worried:













J/K
I'm sorry, Frisky, I shall not insult you by comparing you to Johnnny ;)
 
juicedmohawk said:
firsky is just dumb. sheesh.

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HUSH JUICY :chomp:
 
jaded said:
I knew it all along. Nice try, but we could see right through the facade. Frisky and Johnnny just have way too many similarities, in personality, writing, and otherwise. Good one though. :worried:













J/K
I'm sorry, Frisky, I shall not insult you by comparing you to Johnnny ;)

:friends:

Its ok darlin.. we can blame it on JA ;) tee hee
 
juicedmohawk said:
lol. dont lie. youve replaced me with the ''cool people'' here on EF


OMG..... you are a KC fan.... :worried:
 
Frisky said:
OMG..... you are a KC fan.... :worried:
lol my family has 30 season tickets.


the saints give away season tickets. the stadium can't hold enough beer for half the drunk cajuns that come to games.
 
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Ulcasterdropout said:
This may be the worse fucking thread of all time.


Not yet. But when Johnnnnnnhdhaufdakjnny gets here, it will be.
 
juicedmohawk said:
ooh, that is wrong. :bawling:


thats why i never called when i was in your neck of the woods.

:qt:

I'll kick your arse if i find out that ever happens again ;)
 
I thought we established that Johnnny was Brothabill's alter like a week ago
 
Guys/gals dont be rude. Johnny is having a 4some tonight with Fonz and 2 girls so he's busy. But I'm sure the poor soul will be back tomorrow with some juicy details and will own us. Johnny is Montreal's finest playa' ever.
 
Originally Posted by BrothaBill
Do you have a webcam? maybe some online masturbation for the both us? what do you say?
 
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