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Jedi Master Diesel Pics

Needs a new name.

Jedi Master Truly Huge
Jedi Master Cock Diesel
Jedi Master Quonna Git Uge (kwana get ooge)
Jedi Master Fooken Shra Eddid (this is easy)
Jedi Master Qai Kneedz Ize (pronounced chi needs eyes)
Lord Darth Hugemotherfuckingdude

NFG
 
It's 2am and I just took 2 10mg valiums a half hour ago so I couldn't think of anything good so I'm glad someone has some creativity left in them to help out. Notice the hilt of the lightsaber is a candlestick, and on the double blade it's a curtain rod. Went with very low budget props and this jedi is supposedly all natural and only uses the force to grow muscle.
 
Iron Gator said:
Just think what he could have done with 3 valliums.

I could have fallen asleep at my computer and just woke up to start responding to these posts.

I used photoshop 7.0 and a couple tutorials on the internet that showed how to do it since a guy like me has no clue how to use it. You can add all kinds of cool effects. I am looking for a tutorial that shows you how to get rid of gyno and look more ripped. You can get it for $579 at amazon.com or you can accidentally download it off Kaza.

And for anyone that thinks I look big, I think I look like shit because I am on a low carb diet and was depleted as hell when my wife took these shots yesterday. And yes she thinks I'm a total moron too seeing how I spent a couple hours of my day.

Yes I was really bored yesterday.
 
Hahahaha thats pretty cool bro, in the second pic you look kinda scared.............damn bro should have gotten your honey do's done before.:)
 
LMAO, that's pretty damn cool. I know what you mean by having too much time on your hands. I've did stuff like that plenty of times.

BTW, how tall are you? You look pretty thick in those pics.
 
alien amp pharm said:
LMAO, that's pretty damn cool. I know what you mean by having too much time on your hands. I've did stuff like that plenty of times.

BTW, how tall are you? You look pretty thick in those pics.


Right now I'm 5'10", my height isn't changing much but my weight has. I'm down to about 225. I'm going to keep losing fat until my lower back love handles are gone. I'm going to have to order another bottle of Yohimburne soon though.

Tech T.V. --- no I found the tutorial on www.theforce.net

There are other forums, but that one is loaded with alot of geeks that argue about if Yoda could beat Emperor Palpatine like we argue about Deca being better than EQ.
 
saint808 said:
nice pics lil fellow (note that "lil" was sarcastic).

Sarcastic, I hope so. You're coming out to see Nicolepap again for 2 weeks. Let me just remind you I only live 5 minutes from her and I don't want to have to bring my candlestick over and challenge you to a duel. The tough part will be bringing photoshop over too, because without it I can't seem to make the light come out of the candlestick.
 
can you gimme the links to some of the toutorials? hehe i'd really like to do that

btw you are a huge motherfucker
 
t3c said:
can you gimme the links to some of the toutorials? hehe i'd really like to do that

btw you are a huge motherfucker

Here you go, if you really want to go wild you can make films too. I don't quite have the resources for that though but it would be fun.

I found a couple others, I have them bookmarked at home. If you email me at Amp@elitefitness I will send them to you later when I get home. Some are more updated with different versions of photoshop. This one is for 5.5.

http://www.theforce.net/theater/tutorials.shtml
 
very nice amp----you are leaning out nicely and keeping your thickness--------makes me sick to my stomach to look at your calves and no that you don't train them at all but their that fucking big--:(...:)
 
Looking thick. I think 5'10 is the perfect height for bodybuilding. When you rip that up it will look fucking great.
 
Wombat said:
very nice amp----you are leaning out nicely and keeping your thickness--------makes me sick to my stomach to look at your calves and no that you don't train them at all but their that fucking big--:(...:)

Wombat, I have to be completely honest here. My calves grew the most when I got up to 274. I would walk out to my car and they would be burning like hell (my heart also felt like it was going to explode too, so that's probably also enlarged now). I think I put a couple inches on them those few months just by walking around. Still haven't trained my legs in about 3-4 years and have never trained calves. This fall that's going to change though since I think my upper body has finally caught up to my legs. So once my dieting is finally over and I am lean for the first time in 4 years I can assess my weak parts and really see what needs work. I'll start training smart like you.
 
was going to throw ya some karma Amp for the creative pics..then noticed your size and got depressed at my own punyness. Maybe i can use photoshop to add a couple of pounds, would be cheaper than gear :nerd:
 
Dled Photo shop ...now it keeps propting me for the serial number!
 
Thanks and within two minutes...I was and am a very happy man!
Thaks a million!
bass
 
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