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I've had sexual relations five days in a row.

what did she charge you?
 
I have you beat.

I've had sex so much the past month that my penis is raw.

...or maybe that is just from the herpes.:)



:worried:
 
alien amp pharm said:
I have you beat.

I've had sex so much the past month that my penis is raw.

...or maybe that is just from the herpes.:)



:worried:
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I wonder what the other guy's ass feels like.


wait, no i don't.

damn. this didn't turn out the way i wanted it to. :(
 
I can't get enough sex..... I think im driving my bf crazy as of late. Gosh it sucks to be me
 
Deterass said:
Wtf happened to your hand?
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was in an accident, got ran off the road. HIt and run of course.... damn fucker kept going :mad:

It was burns from the chemicals in the air bag. Its getting better now though.
 
lol I put my hand on my husband's package the other day and started massaging through his shorts and he told me to stop it. I was all like OH MY DAMN
 
Maybe I interrupted him doing something else and he wasnt in the mood right then. Bad timing. The next day we had the sexuals though so that made up for it.
 
Smurfy said:
lol I put my hand on my husband's package the other day and started massaging through his shorts and he told me to stop it. I was all like OH MY DAMN
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lol

I wake up in the morning with his package in my hand. I don't even realize sometimes. I get the .... fuck... let me sleep damit.. all the time. LOL. Fuck that, if i roll over and feel a throbbing hard dick in my hand then its on. I'll totally take advanted of that bitch.

lol
 
Frisky said:
lol

I wake up in the morning with his package in my hand. I don't even realize sometimes. I get the .... fuck... let me sleep damit.. all the time. LOL. Fuck that, if i roll over and feel a throbbing hard dick in my hand then its on. I'll totally take advanted of that bitch.

lol
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child molester, beau is going to be scarred for the rest of his life
 
Frisky said:
lol

I wake up in the morning with his package in my hand. I don't even realize sometimes. I get the .... fuck... let me sleep damit.. all the time. LOL. Fuck that, if i roll over and feel a throbbing hard dick in my hand then its on. I'll totally take advanted of that bitch.

lol
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yea you start rubbing it and that morning wood turns into a golden shower :worried:
 
Frisky said:
lol

I wake up in the morning with his package in my hand. I don't even realize sometimes. I get the .... fuck... let me sleep damit.. all the time. LOL. Fuck that, if i roll over and feel a throbbing hard dick in my hand then its on. I'll totally take advanted of that bitch.

lol
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God damn every morning I get up before my husband and he sleeps naked and if he happens to roll over and the covers arent on him I cant help but focus on his johnson sticking straight up. i fucking love that morning wood look. often makes me wanna just jump on a go for a qwuick ride. wonder if he would get irritated by that? he really loves his sleep
 
pintoca said:
child molester, beau is going to be scarred for the rest of his life
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lol

thankfully he's of age.... just barely but still of age. :verygood:


Ah... he's the luckiest man in the world... he wakes every morning to a massage and got asleep every night with a full body massage. I cook, and clean and cater to him non stop.

wait... fuck....

I feel like mom all over again

LOL
 
I always wake up to multiple girl's hands on my morning wood.


...then I really wake up. :(
 
Once again, all the EF ladies are hot pornstars but also respectable members of their communities who fought through struggle after struggle and made it all by themselves as strong independent women!

:rollseyesandvomitsalloverthekeyboard:
 
pintoca said:
out of spite I ain't eating no more macadamian split ice cream
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Why are you punishing Hawaii?

By the way, "tarmac" and "macadamia" are both named after the same person.
 
KillahBee said:
Once again, all the EF ladies are hot pornstars but also respectable members of their communities who fought through struggle after struggle and made it all by themselves as strong independent women!

:rollseyesandvomitsalloverthekeyboard:
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someday maybe you'll have a decent woman that you can enjoy a relationship with. but first you need to publish that book!
 
KillahBee said:
Once again, all the EF ladies are hot pornstars but also respectable members of their communities who fought through struggle after struggle and made it all by themselves as strong independent women!

:rollseyesandvomitsalloverthekeyboard:
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oh KB get a fucking life already. Wake the fuck up for once in your life and quit dealing with those damn 18year old insecure bitches. Sheesh.

I am by NO means a hot pornstar, I respect myself and my body and those around me. You of all people wanna sit here and Judge? :lmao:

You don't know me, nor do you know what the fuck I or any other woman here has been thru. Stop your fucking 'on my high horse' shit and settle down. I've been thru countless fucking bullshit threads that you have made and I don't judge you. What in the fuck makes YOU 'all might KB' better than anyone else... esp women. You have a bad issue with women in general. Get the fuck over it. A man can say what ever the fuck they want here and your pussy ass won't say a fucking word but OMFG if a woman say's something you are all over them. I've over and over and tried time and time again to address this issue with you. I've been a target for you and a few other fucking punk ass bitches time and time again... WHY? Fuck... i don't even know. Maybe because I am strong willed, speak my mind, independant and don't need a fucking punk ass bitch man like any of you to make my life complete?

I do what the fuck I have to do and I do it alone. Think what you want, say what you wish. I do what I have to do daily, support my family ALONE. So because I claim to be strong and indpendant that makes me a bad person? WTF? You fucking weak ass men totally slay me sometime. Get a fucking life already and quit praying on weak ass chicks that you can dominate. Fucking weak I tell ya.
 
Smurfy said:
God damn every morning I get up before my husband and he sleeps naked and if he happens to roll over and the covers arent on him I cant help but focus on his johnson sticking straight up. i fucking love that morning wood look. often makes me wanna just jump on a go for a qwuick ride. wonder if he would get irritated by that? he really loves his sleep
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I'm pretty sure he would not accuse you of rape.
 
Frisky said:
lol

Ah... he's the luckiest man in the world... he wakes every morning to a massage and got asleep every night with a full body massage. I cook, and clean and cater to him non stop.
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It's the least you could do since he has to put up with your yacking
 
Smurfy said:
God damn every morning I get up before my husband and he sleeps naked and if he happens to roll over and the covers arent on him I cant help but focus on his johnson sticking straight up. i fucking love that morning wood look. often makes me wanna just jump on a go for a qwuick ride. wonder if he would get irritated by that? he really loves his sleep
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I belive we are related ... some way or another.. LOL

There is no way in the world when I roll over and feel that thing in my hand that I WONT get aroused. He say's i need help, that im a nempho LOL

Hell i don't care if its just morning wood, ... go piss get it out and get the fuck back in the bed.
 
Smurfy said:
lol! Frisky you always fuel the fire!! hot damn woman! KB gets all his best material straight from your rants!
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I love KB, :heart:
 
alien amp pharm said:
It's the least you could do since he has to put up with your yacking
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I walk around with duck tape across my mouth just so he doesn't have to hear my voice.
 
Smurfy said:
someday maybe you'll have a decent woman that you can enjoy a relationship with. but first you need to publish that book!
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I've had a few. And no doubt I will have a few more.

Although, they will all be honest people - with themselves and others

:)
 
Smurfy said:
hey, and if not, you can certainly teach them how.
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:lmao:

I got a good chuckle with that one
 
Smurfy said:
hey, and if not, you can certainly teach them how.
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If they are not too ignorant to realize their issues/faults/rooms for improvement areas (as I have), then yes, I'd be happy too.

OR, as an alternative, they could live out their fantasy lives on the interwebs and look outside themselves to fill their daddy voids.


You know, whichever one works.
 
Frisky said:
I belive we are related ... some way or another.. LOL

There is no way in the world when I roll over and feel that thing in my hand that I WONT get aroused. He say's i need help, that im a nempho LOL

Hell i don't care if its just morning wood, ... go piss get it out and get the fuck back in the bed.
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nympho
 
KillahBee said:
If they are not too ignorant to realize their issues/faults/rooms for improvement areas (as I have), then yes, I'd be happy too.

OR, as an alternative, they could live out their fantasy lives on the interwebs and look outside themselves to fill their daddy voids.


You know, whichever one works.
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the irony in your post are hysterical
 
Frisky said:
the irony in your post are hysterical
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I got 12 minutes before a meeting. So, either let's get it all out, or shut your fucking mouth, por favor. No long winded posts, no second-handed hints at some form of an insult. You think you know me? Toss it out there, without all the hyperbole, and we'll take it from there.
 
KillahBee said:
I got 12 minutes before a meeting. So, either let's get it all out, or shut your fucking mouth, por favor. No long winded posts, no second-handed hints at some form of an insult. You think you know me? Toss it out there, without all the hyperbole, and we'll take it from there.
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bleh, I'll take that back. toss out anything you think you know about me (once again, sans hyperbole, since that is the amateur's way of masking the fact that they are talking nonsense) and I'll just lean back. I don't need to take you down to where you know you are.
 
KillahBee said:
I got 12 minutes before a meeting. So, either let's get it all out, or shut your fucking mouth, por favor. No long winded posts, no second-handed hints at some form of an insult. You think you know me? Toss it out there, without all the hyperbole, and we'll take it from there.
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oh sweetie... I don't think I know you, but i've had countless times had to sit here and listen to your rants and raves about me and other females on this board. It begins to get a bit old after a while... I have and won't judge you, so why do you find it appropriate to judge me by what I type on a damn screen? You don't and will never endure my every day life and what i go thru but yet you (and others) still throw out insults like crazy. Its starting to get quite old and I will of course stand up for myself. You maybe used to weak ass bitches that take that shit but Im sorry, thats not me.

Have your own opinion of me, but I request you keep that opinoin to yourself at times. Sometimes its all in joke mode but mostly you aren't joking and you say shit that irritates the fuck out of me because You have never met me, don't know me or what i've gone thru. I post shit here and I get the same ol thing that every other female here gets from you.

You have an issue with females and its obvious. Get over yourself KB, sheesh.

How in the hell do you expect me to respect you and speak lady like when YOU talk speak the way you do. Sorry, but if you disrepect me don't expect me to be all lady like when speaking back. Freaking please... call me what you want, think what you want.

You are a fucking front, fucking pussy ass bitch that gets his trip off of downing chicks on the internet. I bet my last damn dollar your bitch ass wouldn't addy up this way to anyone in real life.

Im done... sick and tired of taking pointless bullshit from you and your constant slamming me here and there when I've never done a God damn thing to you personally. You do it for entertainment which IMO is fucking childish.

:heart:

I still love ya boo
 
Frisky said:
oh sweetie... I don't think I know you, but i've had countless times had to sit here and listen to your rants and raves about me and other females on this board. It begins to get a bit old after a while... I have and won't judge you, so why do you find it appropriate to judge me by what I type on a damn screen? You don't and will never endure my every day life and what i go thru but yet you (and others) still throw out insults like crazy. Its starting to get quite old and I will of course stand up for myself. You maybe used to weak ass bitches that take that shit but Im sorry, thats not me.

Have your own opinion of me, but I request you keep that opinoin to yourself at times. Sometimes its all in joke mode but mostly you aren't joking and you say shit that irritates the fuck out of me because You have never met me, don't know me or what i've gone thru. I post shit here and I get the same ol thing that every other female here gets from you.

You have an issue with females and its obvious. Get over yourself KB, sheesh.

How in the hell do you expect me to respect you and speak lady like when YOU talk speak the way you do. Sorry, but if you disrepect me don't expect me to be all lady like when speaking back. Freaking please... call me what you want, think what you want.

You are a fucking front, fucking pussy ass bitch that gets his trip off of downing chicks on the internet. I bet my last damn dollar your bitch ass wouldn't addy up this way to anyone in real life.

Im done... sick and tired of taking pointless bullshit from you and your constant slamming me here and there when I've never done a God damn thing to you personally. You do it for entertainment which IMO is fucking childish.

:heart:

I still love ya boo
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Oh man, I just typed something so fucking wrong it would have gotten me banded. lol, carry on.

:rofl:
 
KillahBee said:
Oh man, I just typed something so fucking wrong it would have gotten me banded. lol, carry on.

:rofl:
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tell me what you have to say KB.

I just don't get you sometimes... You are ok one day and then the next you slam me non-stop. Whats the deal? Wtf have I personally ever done to you?
 
Smurfy said:
the two of you would make a horrendous couple. i hope it never goes in that direction.
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I believe it would be a very intense and exciting relationship.
 
shit frisky.. you're one hawt momma!! i wish my girl was hornier than me.. i've been hinting for her to wake me up with 'one' but it has never happened till now.. of cuz we don't live together.. but we've been having trips lately but to no avail.. sigh.. some men just can't appreciate a women such as u..
 
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