You are an imbecile, that is quite clear. But thanks for the laugh. I enjoyed it immensely.
I danced for two years - I stripped for TWO MONTHS in the classiest club in Paris.
I have several children that were conceived quite purposefully with the same man that I was faithfully with for 13 years... till he beat me to the ground one night.
My ex broke up with me after I returned an extremely expensive birthday present after he raised his voice to me one morning when my kids were making a lot of noise (being kids) and I was unaware that he needed silence to meet an important deadline. He didn't want us to leave and figured that he could get his work done while the children and I and the nanny were down at the pool on his estate. Unfortunately the weather wasn't cooperating and the kids were playing in the house amongst the museum quality pieces (as they had from the getco). I told him that I didn't want expensive "stuff" - the value of that gift could have paid my rent for a year - I only wanted HIM. He always had issue with how independant I was and that I was the only woman (perhaps that he had met in his life) that he could NOT buy.... coupled with the fact that I have chronic health problems and he had just buried his wife of several years after a 5 year bought with cancer and my asshole ex was constantly using our kids to hurt me.
But thanks for asking.