I've decided to start keeping a crowbar in my car

[WoodyO]

This would work too:

http://www.amazon.com/inch-ivory-smooth-double-dildo/dp/B0037OHEZ0

 

[-SD-]

A Crowbar may be considered a concealed weapon, but a d cell maglight would work nicely.

A fucking glock would work even better

 

[Cutiebolic]

A Crowbar may be considered a concealed weapon, but a d cell maglight would work nicely.

A little cumbersome to wield, though

Why get out of your car when you could just run them over?

 

[WoodyO]

A little cumbersome to wield, though

Why get out of your car when you could just run them over?

I was really thinking in terms of self defense. I assumed he'd probably want to beat someone to death over a minor fender bender in the wal-mart parking lot.

 

[PICK3]

I regularly issue out firm tongue lashings!

 

[jester72]

I regularly issue out firm tongue lashings!

Do those men's cawks enjoy them?

 

[miplank]

Fuck a crowbar...This is what you need!

 

[Spartacus]

lololski

responding to you is like leaning to a side to break a fart

 

[Spartacus]

A Crowbar may be considered a concealed weapon, but a d cell maglight would work nicely.

or a pair of D batteries in a pair of socks
two socks so the weight doesn't break through

 

[Spartacus]

This would work too:

http://www.amazon.com/inch-ivory-smooth-double-dildo/dp/B0037OHEZ0

lock stock and two smoking barrels
brb