I've decided to start keeping a crowbar in my car

[Spartacus]

fuckin' assholes

 

[Spartacus]

I can close the distance and whack you across the temple before you can aims and fire your gun

 

[-SD-]

Given your mental state its probably not a good idea to have blunt force objects at your hand.

 

[Spartacus]

Given your mental state its probably not a good idea to have blunt force objects at your hand.

so I've fooled you
ever heard of acting
or nom de plume
I suppose the writer of the screenplay to silence of the lambs is a sick fuck

 

[Spartacus]

you're a chairman, whatever that is
change your name to
superdick
that would be funny instead of lame
like captain dave

 

[Spartacus]

I can close the distance and whack you across the temple before you can aims and fire your gun

range is good

 

[-SD-]

you're a chairman, whatever that is
change your name to
superdick
that would be funny instead of lame
like captain dave

proving my point bor

 

[Spartacus]

proving my point bor

sissy

 

[-SD-]

sissy

lololski

 

[WoodyO]

A Crowbar may be considered a concealed weapon, but a d cell maglight would work nicely.