It's official: An asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs

[Mr. dB]

A panel of 41 scientists from across the world reviewed 20 years' worth of research to try to confirm the cause of the so-called Cretaceous-Tertiary (KT) extinction, which created a "hellish environment" around 65 million years ago and wiped out more than half of all species on the planet.

This is obvious nonsense, since the Earth is only 8000 years old, and Jesus rode a dinosaur into Jerusalem.

 

[Scotsman]

Cool. Very cool.



How about a zombie apocolypse ending the fallacy of man, and then an asteroid wiping out the zombies?

Works for me!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[75th]

No, retards. The radiation from the asteroid CREATES the zombies.

 

[chewyxrage]

No, retards. The radiation from the asteroid CREATES the zombies.

dude that would kill us before we had the chance to kill some zombies



I like the asteroid wiping out the zombies after they kilt us all scenario

 

[75th]

An asteroid a mile wide would probably take out half the population of the US, if not a bit more. Those that survive in the surrounding areas turn to zombies. Canada & South America = phucked.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

An asteroid a mile wide would probably take out half the population of the US, if not a bit more. Those that survive in the surrounding areas turn to zombies. Canada & South America = phucked.

I'm surprised a 9 mile wide one didn't destroy the earth then to be honest. It must've knocked her flat on her ass (ie affected its axis/orbit like a mofo).

 

[Scotsman]

I'm surprised a 9 mile wide one didn't destroy the earth then to be honest. It must've knocked her flat on her ass (ie affected its axis/orbit like a mofo).

The Denver museum has this cool asteroid simulator that you can play around with. It allows you to change the: composition/density, size, speed, angle of impact, and whether the asteroid hits on land or water. My favorite thing to do is make components that destroy the earth completely. It horrifies onlookers which makes me happy!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chris302001]

Wasnt the moon part of earth (hypothetically speaking) and then it got smacked by a space rock and then the debris remodelled into the moon over a billion years or so? Something like that?

 

[chewyxrage]

The Denver museum has this cool asteroid simulator that you can play around with. It allows you to change the: composition/density, size, speed, angle of impact, and whether the asteroid hits on land or water. My favorite thing to do is make components that destroy the earth completely. It horrifies onlookers which makes me happy!

Cheers,
Scotsman

You must spread some Karma around (ie give karma to other members too) before giving it to Scotsman again.


lmao is it actually on display like big screen style?

come here little children, let me show show you how you're gonna die

 

[Scotsman]

You must spread some Karma around (ie give karma to other members too) before giving it to Scotsman again.


lmao is it actually on display like big screen style?

come here little children, let me show show you how you're gonna die

No it's a little console thing but people can gather around it pretty easily. Whenever I blow up the earth I put my hands up victory style and yell "YES". And since my voice is really loud everyone gets the picture. The best part is last time moms were actually pulling their kids away in fear.

It would be so much better if it were on a big screen.

Cheers,
Scotsman