Omg you're right!
It brings back this flood of memories. My thoughts are filled with fond remembrances of personal and professional successes. Good lord, what a fun and exciting ride.
Now you do it. It will bring back flashbacks of rejection by your family, rejection by would-be female interests and images of that semen-soaked monitor in your mother's basement.
It's got to suck to be you. But hey -- you deserve the life you have, wouldn't you say?