It seems like redneck chicks think they can have anyone. There's one at the pool near my parents house that always tries to give me her number. This bitch weighs about a good 260 and looks like a G@# D@^% mutt in the face!!! She sits there with this look on her face like she can seduce me or something. The whole time, I'm sitting there like "WHAT THE FUCK?!" I can't believe this chick actually thinks she has a chance in hell! If I was stranded on a deserted island with this chick, I definitely would not fuck her. About the only thing I WOULD do is chop her up into little pieces so I could use her for fish bait.
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