Is my wife using the legal system to leverage me for money in our divorce is similar to a drug dealer calling the cops when he gets robbed?

[heatherrae]

I know I'm piling-on here, but I've dealt with way more lawyers than I cared to over the last 15 years or so. You don't seem very "edgy" for a lawyer, but maybe it's diluted by an online personna.

Gee, well when I applied to law school, they didn't have an edginess score to contend with. Lucky me that they only counted LSAT's and GPA's. You are far too worldly to be a client of little ol' unedgy me...lol.

 

[mrplunkey]

Gee, well when I applied to law school, they didn't have an edginess score to contend with. Lucky me that they only counted LSAT's and GPA's. You are far too worldly to be a client of little ol' unedgy me...lol.

Actually, that's true. I like to stick to rat-bastards representing me.

 

[heatherrae]

Actually, that's true. I like to stick to rat-bastards representing me.

No doubt. Birds of a feather...lol.

 

[jackangel]

also, don't get hung up on the woman thing. no one believes you're a female anyway.

 

[jh1]

Actually, that's true. I like to stick to rat-bastards representing me.

LMAO... absolutley. Some fat greasy bastard that sharpens his teeth with file..

 

[heatherrae]

also, don't get hung up on the woman thing. no one believes you're a female anyway.

 

[mrplunkey]

No doubt. Birds of a feather...lol.

Well what would you expect? I sure wouldn't want you approaching the bench in tears because someone wasn't "empathetic enough to understand your point of view".

It's easy to fall-back on the asshole lawyer/client jokes, but at the end of the day the judge or jury has pick a side. And when it comes time to let them choose its your lawyer's responsibility to make sure he's done everything in his power to move the needle in his client's direction. The lawyers who can move that needle charge premiums and bill 90 hours/week. The lawyers who can't do things like move to Kentucky and try "... to get a job as a legal editor at the moment, contributing and editing legal education materials for the general public."

Nuff said.

 

[jackangel]

can we IM? there's just no way i can flirt properly using this clunky forum.

 

[heatherrae]

Well what would you expect? I sure wouldn't want you approaching the bench in tears because someone wasn't "empathetic enough to understand your point of view".

It's easy to fall-back on the asshole lawyer/client jokes, but at the end of the day the judge or jury has pick a side. And when it comes time to let them choose its your lawyer's responsibility to make sure he's done everything in his power to move the needle in his client's direction. The lawyers who can move that needle charge premiums and bill 90 hours/week. The lawyers who can't do things like move to Kentucky and try "... to get a job as a legal editor at the moment, contributing and editing legal education materials for the general public."

Nuff said.

You obviously don't know fuckola, or you would be a lawyer instead of judging one. I have only lost one case in my career and handled over 3000 as lead counsel. I never approached the bench in tears, but I could see how a egocentric misoginistic neanderthal, such as yourself, would assume that a woman can't be a lawyer. You sad little man. Writing and research just happen to be my favorite parts of the law. Oh yeah, I didn't move back to Kentucky to practice law. This is where I have always practiced law, you self important little prick.

 

[mrplunkey]

You obviously don't know fuckola, or you would be a lawyer instead of judging one. I have only lost one case in my career and handled over 3000 as lead counsel. I never approached the bench in tears, but I could see how a egocentric misoginistic neanderthal, such as yourself, would assume that a woman can't be a lawyer. You sad little man. Writing and research just happen to be my favorite parts of the law. Oh yeah, I didn't move back to Kentucky to practice law. This is where I have always practiced law, you self important little prick.

... turning you into an emotional, pissy wreck would be exactly how I'd tear you down. Hell, I didn't have to call you "kitten" or make a boob joke either. Its not supposed to be *that* easy.

Good times.