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Is masturbation time well spent?

I used to feel poorly about all the lost hours spent spankin the monkey. Now that the drive has subsided substantially, I really miss whiling away considerable time in said manner.
 
If I added up all my masterbation over my life, I could have spent that time painting the Sistine Chapel. I do not regret one minute of it. :D
 
I estimate that I have masturbated about 9,000 times. That is being conservative. 1 time a day x 25 years x 365 = over 9,000. I could have had a lot of children.
 
bwood8168 said:
i think that im getting carpal tunnel syndrome...:(

dude if ur hand goes numb it will feel like someone else is duing it!!!!! like when u sit on ur hand first!!! good shit.
 
Sometimes when I do it after working shoulders the previous day my front delt starts to cramp....almost gets a pump going. It really messes up my game.
I try to jack it at least once a day......even on 600mg of Deca a week I still feel like playin hackey sack when I can.
DAW
 
Puc said:


dude if ur hand goes numb it will feel like someone else is duing it!!!!! like when u sit on ur hand first!!! good shit.


ur are crazy mofo...:D

by the by...

will give ya a mega when i charge up...:)
 
I don't regret my time spent masterbating...it feels good! I've surprised hubby with some videos too, so I don't think he minds when I do it either. ;)
 
biteme said:
I estimate that I have masturbated about 9,000 times. That is being conservative. 1 time a day x 25 years x 365 = over 9,000. I could have had a lot of children.

Did you really start since the day you were born?? I think your math is a little off. Its more like 10-13 yrs if you started at 12 or 13 yrs old.
 
Re: Re: Is masturbation time well spent?

MrsPuddlesFL said:
I don't regret my time spent masterbating...it feels good! I've surprised hubby with some videos too, so I don't think he minds when I do it either. ;)

How about surprising the Elite bros. Nothing better than watching a chick inserting large items where the sun does not shine. :)
 
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