I'm not a slut, but...

[velvett]

This is a game I like to play. Basically, you fill in the blank.

I'm not a slut or anything, but there was this one time I ___________.



Come on people entertain me... If you are really good I'll tell you about the time in the taxi cab, or perhaps the "Live Bait" story.



Side Note: As a female, I reserve the right to completely change my mind and tell no story at all. You will never know, but you'll just have to take the chance because I know you're just drooling at the thought of bait vs. taxi.

Aren't ya?

 

[May1010]

I'm not a slut or anything, but there was this one time I ___________.

... let six guys tag team me on my birthday!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

....had a large kangaroo enter me from behind

 

[Jimsbbc]

I'm not a slut or anything, but there was this one time I ___________.

This crazy coked up Canadian girl tried to bite my nose off while she was riding me bronco style. (true story)

You must tell the Live Bait incedent

 

[JohnnyO]

.. but I play a slut on TV!

 

[Frackal]

I'm not a slut but one time at KFC, my friend and I were discussing our raging teen libidos, and lack of action, when all of a sudden we saw a mangy 3 legged dog limping across the parking lot. Without saying a word, we both rushed outside and cornered the mutt, tackling it into the ground. We took the young puppy right there in the Colonel's green grass, elevating the innocent animal to new levels of extacy previously not experienced...when it was over, all that remained was a few tuffs of fur stuck to our red and blue uniforms.

 

[_Outlaw]

but,One time at band camp i let some chick stick a flute up my ass....

 

[Big Buck]

*looks around, runs away from this thread*

 

[JohnnyO]

but,One time at band camp i let some chick stick a flute up my ass....

hahaha! Did that hurt?! Did she use lube?!

 

[Milhouse]

LOL I was gonna use that band camp one Outlaw, good call

 

[karson]

BUT

THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I BANGED TWO UGLY ASS BITCHES IN THE MIDDLE OF A NIN CONCERT. AFTERWARDS I WENT HOME AND GOT A BLOW JOB FROM MY GIRLFRIEND OF 6 YEARS. I HOPE SHE LIKED THE WAY THOSE CHICKS TASTED, STUPID BITCH.....

 

[Wfabrizio]

I'm not a slut or anything, but there was this one time I ___________.

Went to church and prayed that the good lord would rescue all of the homeless people in the world and give food and drink to all. But the preacher said I had to blow him and his son to get it to come true so I did.

LOL

 

[Jimsbbc]

I hope it was to the song March of the Pigs.

 

[bouncer]

But....I could play the super bowl in my ass hole.

Bouncer

 

[velvett]

Ok, a tag team and a flute.

That is ALL I get???

Hmph.

NO story for you.


Try again.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

I'm not a slut but one time at KFC, my friend and I were discussing our raging teen libidos, and lack of action, when all of a sudden we saw a mangy 3 legged dog limping across the parking lot. Without saying a word, we both rushed outside and cornered the mutt, tackling it into the ground. We took the young puppy right there in the Colonel's green grass, elevating the innocent animal to new levels of extacy previously not experienced...when it was over, all that remained was a few tuffs of fur stuck to our red and blue uniforms.

That is just wrong, Frak!!!! Wrong.

 

[HamsterHider]

i had a dream that I was at velvett's house and she was dressed in sheer white lingerie and thigh high white stalkings. We had strawberrys and melted hot chocolate in a fondue cooker next to the bed. I slowly seduced her into taking her clothes off and fed her strawberrys off my chest. I then poured the chocolate over her breasts and let it harden before i ate it off. to clean up the mess i drank champagne off her cleavage. we then made love for hours in front of a fireplace while the first snow fall of the year shown through by the frosted street lamp.

 

[velvett]

We had strawberrys...

I stand corrected.

Just goes to show, (some) men do listen.
Love strawberries.

Hmmm.


I feel a story coming on...

 

[HamsterHider]

then when all the intense soul stirring lovemaking was done HH pulled out some whip cream covered up velvetts nipples with it added a strawberry to each one and nibbled on them until sunrise. they both held each other until they fell together into a tranquil sleep.

 

[Burning_Inside]

Pooped in your cheerios

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

...but I try.

 

[guards]

.....screwed my buddies wife.

Still feeling guilty about that one, he still doesn't know and I( hang out with him all the time.

Damn she was fun though

 

[Frackal]

That is just wrong, Frak!!!! Wrong.

That is just a joke Peach!!! Joke.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

That is just a joke Peach!!! Joke.

I know. Don't really do that though, poor dogs should beware of the Frakkal!!!!!

 

[JUSTINCREDBOL]

Had sex with my cousin's wife. and her sister.. Not at the same time though.

That's ok turns out her knocked his wife's sister up and she just came out with it a year ago. the child if almost in high school.rotflmao

 

[Kakdiesel]

I'll play this little game:

True story: I was in a club and this really hot girl was starin at me so I went over to talk to her...after dancin with her all night and bruisin her hip with my major hard-on, i asked her to come out to my friend's car so I could write her number down..well she takes me over to a BFI trash bin in the alley behind the club and starts giving me head..then she bends over and lets me hit it from behind..and as I was about to come, she jumps up cuz a pick up truck drove by and as it did I blew my load all over the street...

The guy driving the truck gave me the WHAT THE FUCK look..it was hilarious

 

[smalmovesal]

...I once allowed an entire barn full of male livestock to mount me; most one at a time, but sometimes with two and three humping away at the same time

 

[Steak Helmet]

I swallowed three guys in 3 minutes and puked it up on my runny eggs and ate it with some hot milk and warm cottage cheese.

Does that make her a gross slut?

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

but I have sex once a year regardless.