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I'm home for a few days at my Dad's computer beside a big ass pile of porn...

Nathan

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...and it's freaking me the fuck out. I don't want to know why my dad has all this porn. What I want to know is why he didn't fucking hide it or something. This is indeed very disturbing. i think I'm going to cry. I hate my life and I wish I were never born. Damn hippy parents smoking their weed and reading their porn. The one on the top is called 'Big Butts' and has a picture of a woman with a huge fat ass. It's pretty gross I really did NOT want to know about my father's fetishes. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go eat a bullet.
 
Maybe your father thinks exposing you to dirty pics of women might make you heterosexual?

Probably though you are on a hidden camera and he is waiting for you to jerk off.
 
I guess we are all porn freaks.
Mail man does it, milk man does it, post man does it, my old man does it, grandpa does it.

Snake
 
Thanks Bollix. You're probably right. It all comes back to my lack of heterosexuality. Oh, and I am saying all this with an overpowering lisp of course. It's kinda funny though. I should probably get off the computer or else he's gonna come in here and probably be embarrased. Oh well. I still can't believe he's into fat chicks. The chick on the cover of the 'Big Butts' mag is nasty as shit and I don't have the nads to touch the porn - probably cause I don't want to know anymore about his tastes.
 
I have found my mom's vibrator on accident while looking for something in her room and I have looked on my uncles computer before to see what sites he had previously been at and I discovered that he is into kiddie porn. Talk about being uncomfortable around someone.
 
Silverback316 said:
I have found my mom's vibrator on accident while looking for something in her room and I have looked on my uncles computer before to see what sites he had previously been at and I discovered that he is into kiddie porn. Talk about being uncomfortable around someone.
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That's what you get for snooping.
 
at least there isn't a large stack of all anal man on man porn there. that would be a bit disturbing.
or if you got on the computer and went to elite and saw that it was already logged in as May1010
 
Nathan said:
[The one on the top is called 'Big Butts' and has a picture of a woman with a huge fat ass. [/B]
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You should rub one off right on that big booty and leave a note for you father: "Thanks Pop! Love, Junior"
 
Nathan said:
The one on the top is called 'Big Butts' and has a picture of a woman with a huge fat ass. It's pretty gross I really did NOT want to know about my father's fetishes.
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Just as a matter of interest, how big is your mom's caboose?
 
Nathan said:
...and it's freaking me the fuck out. I don't want to know why my dad has all this porn. What I want to know is why he didn't fucking hide it or something. This is indeed very disturbing. i think I'm going to cry. I hate my life and I wish I were never born. Damn hippy parents smoking their weed and reading their porn. The one on the top is called 'Big Butts' and has a picture of a woman with a huge fat ass. It's pretty gross I really did NOT want to know about my father's fetishes. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go eat a bullet.
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So you weren't exagerrating when you said it was a big ass pile of porn...



Hi Nathan. :)
 
Re: Re: I'm home for a few days at my Dad's computer beside a big ass pile of porn...

ttlpkg said:


You should rub one off right on that big booty and leave a note for you father: "Thanks Pop! Love, Junior"
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Oh, now thats just wrong
 
It's funny when canadian people watch porn. Your dad would be watching that big butt stuff and be like "Thats a big butt, eh"

Then if the power went out he would say " Whats this all aboot, eh....the power went oot."

Thats how I see it anyway.
 
Kalashnikov said:
It's funny when canadian people watch porn. Your dad would be watching that big butt stuff and be like "Thats a big butt, eh"

Then if the power went out he would say " Whats this all aboot, eh....the power went oot."

Thats how I see it anyway.
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"Is that ever a big bum on that one eh?"
 
And your making fun of canadians. Dicks.

Hi Polarpixie. :)






Actually, the pile is there for a reason it just isn't as entertaining if you know why. It ends up he's going on a fishing trip way up North with a few other guys for a "Guys only" weekend. So, there's like 15 mags, some about BBQing some about other shit and some porn mags. Coincidentally though, my mom is a hefty gal. Thanks for bringing that up jackass. You just made my list.
And to the guy who has an uncle who is into kiddie porn, that's a bit unusual and he could quickly become the family shameful secret if he gets caught with kiddie porn. Just so ya know eh. What's that all aboot eh?
 
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