if your significant other was being eaten by a giant anaconda would you try & save

[hamstershaver]

Re: if your significant other was being eaten by a giant anaconda would you try & sav

No way!

that figures

 

[mrhoon]

I used to have a 15' Burmeses python, when I was in culinary school I never had time to get it out and exercise it. I'd just open his cage and feed it. So one day I had some time and opened his cage and slowly moved toward him, he fckn bit my hand, then didn't move for a minute, we kinda looked at eachother like what now, he still had a damn good grip on me, so I grabbed him behind his head and started to pull him toward a faucet to run water over his head so he can't breath. Well the other 10 feet of him wrapped itself around the edge of the cage like a fckn clamp! Then he started to pull me! I wasn't sure what to do for a minute, but I was getting further away from the water. So I bit him right behind the head! Then he let go and looked at me like WTF!!!!! I managed to get him into his cage and shut door and went to get a beer.

As far as saving my wife? FCK yeah! I'd go bite the fcking thing.

 

[stilleto]

it depends on if my significant other is a cyborg or not.

 

[Whiskey]

No anaconda is a match against my two mighty pythons!!----"now that's cheesy"

Whiskey

 

[PBR]

this is weird, had a dream the other night of this very thing- seriously....i'd protect her if i had an SO.......

 

[strangebrew]

Re: if your significant other was being eaten by a giant anaconda would you try & sav

I'd never forgive myself if I didn't.

Plus I'm pretty sure I could take an anaconda.

 

[Dunk]

thats like saying who would win in a fight? An Anaconda or A Crazy Mother fucker when it comes to fighting Anacondas.

 

[habitualhealth]

um, what's in it for me again?

 

[strangebrew]

Unless my SO was HH, then I'd sit back and enjoy the show.

Maybe get in some free punches.

 

[Ffactor]

I've given this a lot of thought. To be honest I think I'd just point and laugh!