If you were the opposite sex for a day what are the top 3 things you would do?

[Mr. dB]

I'd sit at home fingering myself and playing with my tits all day.

Or try to have a lesbian experience. I might let a dude eat my pussy, but there's no way I'm letting some smelly hairy dude's privates anywhere near my stuff.

But knowing my luck, if I was female for a day, I'd be on the rag.

 

[binö]

1. shove dildos up my orficies
2. post nekkid pics on ef to build a k bank
3. try to scam rich old dudes outta money

 

[Wulfgar]

Gaaak, seriously.

I only have two things that really trigger my puke reflex, spitting (particularly seeing someone else spit) and anything that sort of looks like, or has the consistency of, saliva. Jizz falls under that category (so do boogers and that slime that raw okra makes ...)

Playing with it *shudder*

you are in the minority
Id have to say 85%+ girls ive fucked love watching the jizz spurt out when I cum. either on thier bellies, asses, faces, etc..they love it, rub it in, ohh and ahh about it. leave it on them for several hours..etc

 

[musclemom]

Is that a fat crack?

How in the world could that be a fat crack?

Can you see your own taint and balloon knot without a mirror?

 

[Wulfgar]

How in the world could that be a fat crack?

Can you see your own taint and balloon knot without a mirror?[/QUOTE]
I can

 

[bw1]

1) Steal HR's cake
2) Make pick3 eat my pussy
3) Send everyone here a tit pic

 

[nimbus]

have sex with healother so he can finally stfu
make a sandwich
eat sandwich

 

[needtogetarmy]

(1) I would go out and spend a ton of money on sexy lingerie, sex toys and other fun things.
(2) I would then call all of my girlfriends over for a slumber party.
(3) I would buy a new video camera and tape the adventures so I could enjoy the moment for the rest of my life.

 

[MichaelScott]

Id do 2 of those for sure

lol,i id play with my jugs, my luck id end up an a cup with no pleasure

 

[walliwalibus]

crazy................ lol