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KillahBee
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So, this was an interesting weekend. After a wedding with my boo on Sat, I picked up her roommate (a girl I had never met) and headed to the Giants game (hotel parking lot across the street) for tailgating. We pull in and meet my friends there and start the partying. I (and all my friends) quickly realize that my boo's friend absolutely sucks. She was weird - totally unattractive, loud and obnoxious, kinda trying really hard to be ball-busting funny and totally failing. Worst of all, she was very rude and disrespectful, which is what really pissed us off. We (my crew and I) brought all the food, beer, patron, weed, etc, etc. My boo offered several times to pay (which we obviously refused) and did little things like clean up, pour shots for everyone, etc. But Cunt (that's what we'll call her friend) didn't do shit. She ate/drank/smoked/snorted every single thing in sight without any thought to anyone else. And once again, she wasn't even close to hot, so her behavior was even more deplorable.
I tried to stay clear of her out of respect for boo. But my anger was building up every single minute - and with every shot of patron cafe. Luckily, my friends are all raging assholes so they tore her to shreds at every opportunity. Still, more "mememememe" attitude and whining and general cuntiness. We all walk to the game and separate (they had tix with other friends), then they come to sit with us in the 4th quarter. By now I'm absolutely shitfaced. I end up telling boo to "never bring someone like that around me again", which, naturally, leads to her walking off (understandably). However, Cunt stays. The next few minutes are a bit hazy, but she ended up semi slapping me in the face (I think in a joking manner). This was not good for anyone. I stood up, turned around (keep in mind i was in row 1 of the upper mezz, so i was facing an entire section) and said "never touch me again" with some insane steroid-y rage face on. She said something toughcunty to me (like "I'm a girl!"), to which I responded "if you ever touch me again, I will punch you in the fucking face". Suprisingly, no random drunk tough guys tried to play hero in the stands.
For some god awful reason she stayed in her seat. So my friend slowly turned around and said "Leave right now. You are not welcome here. Leave right now". Classic.
Anyway, good times. This is why I don't do relationships.
I tried to stay clear of her out of respect for boo. But my anger was building up every single minute - and with every shot of patron cafe. Luckily, my friends are all raging assholes so they tore her to shreds at every opportunity. Still, more "mememememe" attitude and whining and general cuntiness. We all walk to the game and separate (they had tix with other friends), then they come to sit with us in the 4th quarter. By now I'm absolutely shitfaced. I end up telling boo to "never bring someone like that around me again", which, naturally, leads to her walking off (understandably). However, Cunt stays. The next few minutes are a bit hazy, but she ended up semi slapping me in the face (I think in a joking manner). This was not good for anyone. I stood up, turned around (keep in mind i was in row 1 of the upper mezz, so i was facing an entire section) and said "never touch me again" with some insane steroid-y rage face on. She said something toughcunty to me (like "I'm a girl!"), to which I responded "if you ever touch me again, I will punch you in the fucking face". Suprisingly, no random drunk tough guys tried to play hero in the stands.
For some god awful reason she stayed in her seat. So my friend slowly turned around and said "Leave right now. You are not welcome here. Leave right now". Classic.
Anyway, good times. This is why I don't do relationships.
@ cuntiness
